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I like to believe Pringle isn't getting so much attention because he works for a Goetia Prince, but because he's just that good

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I got an idea for a horror game, no idea if there's a game like this but who knows? Okay so basically the idea os that you play as dome kind of monster researcher, and you study different monsters to try and figure out how they work, and along the way you can aldo buy or collect papers from other researchers dead or alive. Well the main mystery is that throughout the game you notice that several of other researchers all research the ides of a monster who exists solely to hide. It's the perfect hider, and virtually unable to be found. However it's almost impossible to find anything on this, just scraps of papers that have enough info for you to know there used to be tons of papers on the possibility of this creature but for some reason they're all missing, and you can't ask the original researchers about it because they're all dead. As you gather more scraps on this, if you focus on this idea (which shouldn't be the easiest path so you have to purposely be going after this specifically) you notice things changing in your lab or research area, whatever it would be in game. Maybe things you deliberately put in a specific place somewhere slightly different, maybe scraps on this perfect hider going missing or being found torn up even more, signs like that. Eventually, it you keep going and focus even more on this, things will start happening while you're there. Maybe a pencil will roll across the ground, maybe a room will be slightly different to how you left it ten seconds ago. And eventually you might catch what it is, this creature and it chases you to try and kill you.

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I feel an intense fascination with the phenomenon of the intelligence of animals decreasing proportionally to the increase of orange coloration in their fur

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You know it's a good video when the lines taken out of context are just as funny or funnier with the context. Foe instance:

-"Short of going undercover as a power bottom i wasn't sure how to investigate this lead."

-"Does this make me a cheater? Possibly even, a hack? Maybe even, bisexual? Yes, to all of the above."

-"much like a high school girl, without popularity karlmarks emperor begins to physically decompose.

-"From now on we will stop fighting humans and instead fight creatures of the night such as the elderly."

-"Fighting wood elves is a lot like fighting children, you can't just eun into a daycare throwing haymakers."

-"He was a proud warrior who, judging by his physique, deserved to die of type 2 diabetes rather then an ethnic cleanse."

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What if the whole "the river turned to blood" thing in the bible or whichever book it's in was real but it happened because some event caused the nile to become really high in iron, like that one river in Antarctica?

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Rimworld is a pretty fun game when your colonist with an assault rifle and level 12 shooting isn't getting one shot by a tribal with a poor quality short bow and level 1 shooting skill

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Aren't national animals basically just a countries fursona

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Not Karl..

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Who would ever do such a thing?