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Your need him pregnant poll comics have been giving me LIFE lately omfgggg 🤣🤣🤣 - pls accept these bits of dialogue that've been bouncing around in my head (use them if you want, but I just wrote this out purely for funsies and I am not asking for a request or anything, lol)

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Bill: C'mon Fordsy, I'm the last of my species! Could you really live with yourself knowing you deprived me of my one chance to continue the legacy of my people?

Ford: *deadpan* Yes. Go find someone else to... procreate with.

B: Oh ho, but it's a done deal, Sixer! It has to be you. Like I said, our baby was conceived years ago. It already exists, there's no taking that back.

F: Don't care, stop talking now.

B: Oh come ON! Euclydians don't just mate with anyone you know! We're very selective.

F: Uh huh.

B: No, really! And besides that, you're... you're the only one I've ever actually...

F: Oh, what, I suppose you're gonna say I'm 'the only one you've ever loved' *rolls eyes*

B: 🥺

F: You're so full of it! I'm not gonna stand around listening to this utter nonsense any longer. Goodbye.

B: No, please! You're my one chance! My ONE CHANCE! And when you win, we can... y'know... re-create that ~magical~ night. For the 'transfer'.

F: Oh my GOD! Of course! This is all just your desperate pathetic little attempt to fuck me again, isn't it? That's all you care about! There was never a "baby," you're just an obsessive sex-crazed little creep!

B: ... Maybe so. *narrows eye* But in the end, none of this is even up to you or I. The votes are what's deciding this, Sixer, and it looks to me like you're still in the lead. A good ol' shoe-in if I've ever seen one.

F: *head in hands* *sniffs* I know...

"SO, DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE DOWN? ORRRR...."

Maybe if he asks really nicely :'D

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Casting psychic damage NOW

(Pls vote for ford simply because I think it would be really really funny)

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can u look after him while im gone pls yeah thanks

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We must point at the blood on the hands of every person who didn't vote for Kamala Harris for the rest of their worthless lives. It doesn't matter how many vulnerable people suffer; obnoxious edgelords posting from their comfy bedrooms in the West don't care

(Link to thread)

Remember: the ends of the horseshoe meet with MAGA and tankies thinking "it's fine for countless people to die for the sake of my ideology."

Bonus:

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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Teaching Jewish kids is so amazing and I wouldn't give it up for the world. But it's also heartbreaking at times. Two of my students said today that their synagogues had always marched in their local pride parade, but they aren't doing it anymore. At one, someone threatened to throw a bomb at them. At the other, the people organizing it said they weren't welcome back. The world has no right to make Jewish children go through this. They deserve to be taken care of and know that they are valued as they are

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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^

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idk if you’re interested but either of the pines twins would be super cool 🌲💫

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Galaxy Pines! ✨🌌✨

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send this to your ex with no context

(x)

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for almost 29 straight years ive never known a day without a pet and the thrill of it is Still not lost on me. like hi this is my best friend the animal. it loves to be bad. the world is so cruel but we can be best friends with the animal and for that its beautiful too

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hey has anyone ever done anything w the fact that timeline-wise (birth year estimated 1999-2000), maya fey and the pines twins are the same age. i feel like that has potential

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ok this post doesn’t really have a point i’m just being insane again but like. a lot of ford’s personality comes from filbrick & a lot of stan’s personality comes from caryn right . we all agree on this (<- delusional)

filbrick Yellow caryn Red. right.

i need to be hit by a bus immediately

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he's too old for this mult-dimensional family road trip

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I like to think Ford is on the verge of being violent at this point, and his competitors aren’t sure if they should be concerned for him or themselves.

You all know what you need to do.

[Poll 1] , [Poll 3]

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