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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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Loser from BFB lays eggs!
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my favourite singer thing is finding out a song you’ve always wanted to sing is actually in your range when you’re in a good enough environment to belt
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buggy wugs
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its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"
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it’s all fun and games until the character you hc as transfem is so wildly headcanoned as transmasc
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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again
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when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree
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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.
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guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me
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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad
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Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.
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i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead
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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic
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revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"
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