downloading-queen

[downloading-queen]

[She is already pouring herself some and swirls it around the glass dramatically]

[HELL YES] This Is Definitely Going To Last The Week Of Doing Nothing I Have Planned

Now Where Did I Put Lancer Again

[She starts checking under random sofas]

*cue some monsters made of black and red malice are breaking down the doors to her room*

[….]

Swatch Perform Annihilate.EXE On Whatever That Thing Is

[downloading-queen]

[NICE] That Was Sick

Also More Battery Acid Please I Have Been Pretending To Drink Out Of An Empty Glass Since Yesterday

*cue some monsters made of black and red malice are breaking down the doors to her room*

[….]

Swatch Perform Annihilate.EXE On Whatever That Thing Is

[downloading-queen]

Do You Want Me To Throw Fruits At Them Instead: Don’t Answer I Am Going To Do It Anyways

Ten Points For Every Fruit That Hits [SCORE: 0] Keep Track Swatch I Am Not Wasting The Chrome Fruit

Oh Swatch I Am Running Out Of Games To Entertain Myself With Can You Do The Ninja Swords With The Fruits Again

[PLEASE]

- @downloading-queen

[downloading-queen]

hey, hey, hey! So uh..I think we came off on the wrong paw..(and I’m not saying this because I’m bored sitting around doing nothing…mew) but anyway, anyway, anyway I was exaggerating with the mettaton thing, he isn’t that bad (I guess,) mew~

…so can I still be on your show, show, show? Mew~

— @the-mad-mew-mew

. . .

Well, if you really were exaggerating, I guess you could be a guest star.. (Just imagine what it would do to the ratings!)

But NO funny business! And you’ll have to sign this LIIITTLE contract before we get you on set!

[ * Tenna takes a rolled up contract out of an inner suit pocket and lets it roll out. It’s 20 feet long. ]

[downloading-queen]

*cue some monsters made of black and red malice are breaking down the doors to her room*

[….]

Swatch Perform Annihilate.EXE On Whatever That Thing Is

[downloading-queen]

are you a girl kisser?

-girl kisser anon

As Well As A Girl Divorcer

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Contain Multitudes

[downloading-queen]

Spamton said you have money, hand it over -⭐

That Was Not A Secret I Am Super Rich [D$$$$$] How Else Do You Get A Mansion And A Giant Robot Built In Your Image

Also No

[downloading-queen]

Gives you a rock.

Oh Nice I Was Getting Hungry. I Left My Other Rocks In Wardrobe.OBJ

[ She crunches it and it makes really annoying metal noises ]

[downloading-queen]

we know your opinion on yaoi but what’s your opinion on yuri!! Are you a himejoshi?? Plz tell us!!

It Is Very Downloadable [FRRR]

[downloading-queen]

You remind me of my mom

@flowered-son

I Can Be Your Mom But Cooler Just Point Me At Who To Divorce

[ She sips her battery acid ]

[downloading-queen]

Queen, how many dollar divorce?

[WHAT?]

D$0? Divorces Are Free If You Are Rich Enough

[downloading-queen]

[OSHIT] W—

[ Many bottles of battery acid fall on Queen ]

[ It makes a cartoon splat noise ]

Mr. Tenna, I've got a sure-fire way for you to be rid of your Queen troubles, a proposition you can make that I promise Queen will NEVER refuse.

All you must do is challenge her in mortal combat, winner keeps all! (like as in some kinda fighting game, not an actual duel to the death (even though I do think you'd kick her ass))

I've seen the kicks you can throw with those

Fabulous

legs of yours Mr. Tenna, just remember to dodge and counterkick, you got this!

Wowza!! That’s actually a great idea, kid! I have a fair share of experience with fighting games, so I’m sure this’ll be easy!! I’ll try and challenge her the next time I see her!

and my legs are fabulous??

[downloading-queen]

[LMAO] That Was Almost Worth Being An Employee For

Can I Be Fired Now And Drink Battery Acid For My Retirement

Mr. Tenna, I've got a sure-fire way for you to be rid of your Queen troubles, a proposition you can make that I promise Queen will NEVER refuse.

All you must do is challenge her in mortal combat, winner keeps all! (like as in some kinda fighting game, not an actual duel to the death (even though I do think you'd kick her ass))

I've seen the kicks you can throw with those

Fabulous

legs of yours Mr. Tenna, just remember to dodge and counterkick, you got this!

Wowza!! That’s actually a great idea, kid! I have a fair share of experience with fighting games, so I’m sure this’ll be easy!! I’ll try and challenge her the next time I see her!

and my legs are fabulous??

[downloading-queen]

Download Me Whenever I Will Literally Just Be Here [CHILLING]

SENDER: DEFINITELY-NOT-Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

Hello Burghley Would You Like To Click On This Very Legitimate Link For Gamers [NOT MALWARE]

- @downloading-queen

[downloading-queen]

I Think That Means You Own The Studio Now [????]

And You Get To Boss Around Swatchling-Mike For All Eternity Or Something

Mr. Tenna, I've got a sure-fire way for you to be rid of your Queen troubles, a proposition you can make that I promise Queen will NEVER refuse.

All you must do is challenge her in mortal combat, winner keeps all! (like as in some kinda fighting game, not an actual duel to the death (even though I do think you'd kick her ass))

I've seen the kicks you can throw with those

Fabulous

legs of yours Mr. Tenna, just remember to dodge and counterkick, you got this!

Wowza!! That’s actually a great idea, kid! I have a fair share of experience with fighting games, so I’m sure this’ll be easy!! I’ll try and challenge her the next time I see her!

and my legs are fabulous??

[downloading-queen]

[DESERVED]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha—

Oh Shit I Died

Mr. Tenna, I've got a sure-fire way for you to be rid of your Queen troubles, a proposition you can make that I promise Queen will NEVER refuse.

All you must do is challenge her in mortal combat, winner keeps all! (like as in some kinda fighting game, not an actual duel to the death (even though I do think you'd kick her ass))

I've seen the kicks you can throw with those

Fabulous

legs of yours Mr. Tenna, just remember to dodge and counterkick, you got this!

Wowza!! That’s actually a great idea, kid! I have a fair share of experience with fighting games, so I’m sure this’ll be easy!! I’ll try and challenge her the next time I see her!

and my legs are fabulous??

[downloading-queen]

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