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HES GONE TURBO!!!!

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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science

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my eye is twitching

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:0

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you rang?

It’s been a long leek

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he's such a FREAK (pos) i love him

he's me i am him 🍞

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gaslight district is so fire so I drew breadhead

look at him, he's such a little freak 🫶🫶

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fandom so small we could fit in a bus ahaha - wait whats that coming out of the shadows.. *i cry as secret sleeper fans emerge from the darkness of popular fandoms and swarm me* - Oh. oH GOD WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BUS

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After watching Randomalistic's video, i think it's time

I want to take a moment to say that the video @randomalistic posted about Turbo/King Candy on Youtube (Go check them out they're very cool and awesome artist) is so GOOD that I decided to make my own analysis. Not on Turbo but what COULD have been. And why Ralph Breaks The Internet is a steaming garbage fire of a movie and how they could've made it so so much better.

With THAT, lets get into the analysis.

We all know how Wreck-It-Ralph ends, Turbo ends up burning in the Cola mountain, fueled by his cybug urge to 'go into the light'. Then we never see him again, assuming he's dead. Cause Sonic Says: "You die outside your game, you don't regenerate! Game over :D"

Since Turbo has no game to go back to and being fused with a cybug that isn't in its core game, he would die, right? WRONG

My theory that the creators/writers didn't bank on is that Turbo had fused his code into Sugar Rush, making him King Candy, or else he wouldn't have been able to make such a good disguise. His code is quite literally forced into the game now and you can't tell me during his first time in that game, he didn't fall off the track a couple times because the track in Turbo Time was A CIRCLE. So how would he regenerate? Sure, Vanellope regained her original place in the game, practically kicking out the coding of 'King Candy' but he had enough time to regenerate while they walked to the track and rebuilt the finish line since Sugar Rush is a relatively new arcade game so it would load quicker than a 30y old arcade game.

The cybug coding would be gone because it got burned in the Cola Mountain but King Candy's code (which should still be connected to the game) aka Turbo's code is fused into the system. He would respawn as King Candy but as Vanellope crosses the finish line, he would turn back into his Turbo sprite. Leaving him back where he started, abandoned, without a game to call his own. Wouldn't that fuel his revenge story EVEN MORE? That story, of a twist villain coming back from the dead to finish the job is a much MUCH more interesting concept than Ralph going through a character arc he ALREADY went through, acting like the first movie doesn't even exist for a shitty cash grab and branding movie that feels closer to the 2012 movie 'Foodfight!' that they only finished for the money than an ACTUAL SEQUEL.

Why it sucks.

Ralph Breaks The Internet is such a needless cash grab that I hate and it is such a dumpster fire of a movie. I was so excited for a sequel until I watched the movie. Yes. All the way through.

It begins pretty standard. Vanellope and Ralph hanging out like the genuine friends they are that we saw at the end of the first movie. Some unsavory jokes but that's to be expected for a kids/family movie. Then they talk about Tron. Loved that game as a kid. However, they mention it having a virus. This already causes a roadblock in the movie. If Tron has a virus, is it going to get unplugged? Why hasn't it already been unplugged like in the first movie? Is it a Monday since the guy who takes out the arcade games comes on Fridays or that guy somehow sick? Then they don't even get into how they get out of the frozen Tron game. Back to the task at hand, Vanellope mentions the purpose of their existence. Then says something about 'wanting/wondering if they're is more to this than just this' which is exactly the lesson Ralph learned in the first one. Same for the extreme twist villain that was Turbo. Ralph wanted to be more than a bad guy, Turbo wanted power and attention. So now..Vanellope wants more out of her game too? Does the first movie just..NOT EXIST?? Or mean anything to the current story? Then, they plug in the wifi. Oh boy, this is where it gets terrible. Thanks for the explanation, Sonic. Glad to see you get at least 7 more seconds of screen time than the first movie. Skipping ahead, Ralph makes Vanellope a new track, she goes off programming, and the girl who is playing breaks the steering wheel. Now everyone in Sugar Rush is homeless. Guess instead of putting that handy orange paper on the screen, Litwak has decided to give no warning to the customers and the game characters! It's like he's trying to kill them.

Back on track, They find the wheel on ebay but it's 200 USD which honestly makes sense since it's a game part from a now old racing game. Litwak says 'that's more than this game makes in a year'. Doing the math, we can estimate this game costs a quarter. 25 cents per game. Depending on the skill of the player, they can luck out and win or need to put in another quarter to revive so lets say each player does this once. 50 cents per game then. Litwaks is open from sunrise to nine, at least that's what I recall from the first movie I might be off. I won't explain the logistics of it but .25 x 365 = 91 and some change. .50 x 365 = around 186. Removing some days and estimating how many people would play Sugar Rush in a day (sometimes involving two players) that would come to... more than 200 USD. I estimated at least 5 players playing a day and removed all holidays which comes to 250 working days. .50 x 5 = 2.50 and 2.50 x 250 = 625. So Litwak would absolutely have enough to pay for that wheel unless the shipping is 400 USD too. I hate math, can you tell how invested I am? But lets brush past that, it's a kids movie. Nobody is gonna look into THAT hard. Nobody except for me. End the day, Vanellope is on top of Ralphs building and - OH OH OH NOW HE PUTS THE ORANGE PAPER ON IT. OKAY. whatever. Ralph is a bit inconsiderate here, bragging about her not needing to do anything anymore even though he makes a good point about her complaining earlier. This is where it starts. Ralph gets insecure. Again. Alright lets skip forward and get to the meat of this story!! Felix is now an alcoholic father of fifteen, Ralph gets more clingy and needy, and then Vanellope and Ralph embark on a quest to find her game part. Back to reality, you seriously cannot tell me they did this in one night. Wouldn't Ralph's game go out of commission as well for a little while? Considering in the first movie, he's disappeared and the game almost gets unplugged - did I mention that in this universe the first movie doesn't exist? Anyway. Instant shameless branding. Snapchat and oh- is that AMAZON? One of the largest companies IN THE WORLD? Fandango is here too?? ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE SPONSORING THE MOVIE.. as they travel through the internet we get a whole look at all the brands in this movie that may or may not be referenced in the future and I do not have the mental capacity to name all of them.

They find the steering wheel, bid an insane amount because apparently video games characters do not understand the concept of money even through Ralph has a tab at Tapper's, they cannot pay for it. They find Spamley and go to his 'website' and also meet Gort. One of the better characters, I find him hilarious. They figure out that a guy in Des Moines, IA (hey im from iowa!! and spamley pronounced it wrong) is willing to pay 40,000 USD for a racers car, this racer, girlboss awesome female character, Shanks. Yes that was sarcasm, the only woman empowerment character I need is Vanellope. Blah blah blah, youtube stuff etc etc. I'm TIRED of relaying this movie's events. Point blank period, Disney advertises itself and other brands to the MAX especially when they get farther into the movie. At the end, Vanellope decides to stay in Slaughter Race which would get her original game UNPLUGGED again because now there is only EIGHT in the roster which would be considered..oh what.. A GLITCH? OR VIRUS? Vanellope can be gone from her game for forever but Ralph can't be gone for one day? They're both core parts of their games, Vanellope is on the side of the console, which is a point they made IN THE FIRST MOVIE. DID. I. MENTION. THE FIRST MOVIE. DOESN'T EXIST HERE? What they did is make a more modern and terrible version of the first movie. Except it has less rules and completely disregards the rules set up in Wreck-It-Ralph. Now onto -

What Disney could have done with Turbo

Disney is no stranger to twist villains. They've even had some returning villains. Jafar, Yzma, Ratcliffe, Shere Khan, etc. Which is what they should've done with Turbo. One of Disney's (in my opinion) BEST twist villains and they killed him in the first movie! I could explain on and on about how good of a villain Turbo is but Randomalistic's video explains it better than I ever could. Back to my earlier point, he should've still been linked to Sugar Rush's code because even though he technically died, he would just respawn since he hard-wired his code into the system. Giving him ample time to hide out for the next six years (Ralph Breaks The Internet is staged 6 years into the future). He could have come back but they just didn't think about it that way. The movie that shall no longer be named had 10 million more on its budget and they spent it on branding. While the original movie created something that is very dear to my heart and even though it caused me some nightmares, it got me back into older arcade games and is one of the reasons I still really love them today. Centipede is my favorite arcade game! Turbo/King Candy was THE villain in my book. He's manipulative (x16), he's rude, he jumps to conclusions, he is downright evil to a degree that he tries to take over the entire arcade and infect the other characters. Wanting to do anything in the process to reach this goal, even if he has to kill Ralph and Vanellope to get to it. He is unapologetically a villain. I just wish they did more with him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thank you for reading. I tend to get a bit carried away, especially with one of my most cherished movies. Go check out Randomalistic! They provide insight on Turbo I didn't mention and give a unique perspective. They also worked over the course of a YEAR on that video!! Show some support ! I'm A Sad Weeb and this has been my analysis/rant ^_^

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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i need to stop saying 'it couldn't possibly get any worse'

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its okay, fish. I'll fear your terrible haunted mangrove 🫂

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

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Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

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I come on tumblr to talk to myself publicly

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alt title: soulstorm scenes w/ vine boom

for the love of mudos please make this popular its one minute but it took me so much time to make (warning for loud noises)

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help

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I can't quite remember playing munchs oddysee however