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Eureka! I found the cure for cringe! It’s called “self love”! It’s brilliant, truly: once the self love is applied, the effects of being cringe evaporate entirely! Quite a simple application, really.

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Cookie Running from the Feds

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(( HELP I didn’t even SEE THIS oh my GOODNESS I FORGOT TO CHECK MY NOTES. HEHEHE the ball is MINEE!! ))

(( Hello!! I just wanted to say I literally breathe your Timekeeper artwork. You have no idea how much it scratches my brain. A random stranger across the internet appreciates you a lot!!! ))

DR WASABI HERSELF?!?!?? I humbly beseech you the time ball.

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balls

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why don't you try eating deez nuts

you should thank me for that tank the ease-of-access Mountain Dew drinking is an improvement to the Cookie lifestyle

It really isn’t, Wasabi. I can’t drink or taste a thing except this cursed battery acid.

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and? delicious i wish i had some battery acid right now. maybe you should consider the battery-acidless when you complain about Your Priviledge

I'm going to Lowes for battery acid

you should thank me for that tank the ease-of-access Mountain Dew drinking is an improvement to the Cookie lifestyle

It really isn’t, Wasabi. I can’t drink or taste a thing except this cursed battery acid.

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the periodic table of elements is really just a menu

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who are these Individuals on my computer screen

where did these gays come from

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thank you OP for the Helpful diagram, but I'm done with it now and never want to consider the idea of Devil Cookie and Scrappy Doo being parallel entities ever again. i have a new enemy.

With the update on cookie run's main story this is my current understanding of the new main group

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who the Fuck raised you

Oh Yeah

can someone please make mustard insecure about the whole barking at people thing its really annoying

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with enough 5 hour energies you can become immortal

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i got backstage what the fuck is this

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can someone please make mustard insecure about the whole barking at people thing its really annoying

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you are Such a funny little man

Hello

Hello

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Top ten capitalism moments

ayo the update is here

OH-

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What does it taste like OP I need to know what it tastes like

why Scottish tablet is banned from the city of millennial tree 😔

this is my sona, if you’ve never met her before uh you’re welcome ☺️ (Also yes this is a parody of that excellent Winnie the Pooh comic)

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i thought they got you in Miami but im happy(?) to see that you are alive

Hello

Hello