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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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"Fanon Alastor" vs. "Canon Alastor" by @madelezabeth (?), colored by me! I found the uncolored version posted to r/HazbinHotelMemes.

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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The Most Dangerous Creature

The Doctor needs a distraction after Donna leaves and ends up having to save possibly the most important girl in the universe.

The TARDIS let out its signature wheezing sound as it landed at the ‘universe’s most dangerous zoo.’ The Doctor had seen the advert and thought it might be worth a visit, see just how dangerous it really was. He did not have hope that it would be particularly thrilling after the doomsday countdown he was just a part of, but that's a story for another time.

It had only been a few days since Donna had left his life and he needed something, anything to distract himself, even if it was some roadside ripoff. It was too quiet on the TARDIS now, no signs of life except his own and he hated the feeling it gave him more than anything else, he'd even take a day of fighting Daleks at this point, maybe even prefer it…

He grabbed his coat and stepped out into the zoo. It was beautiful. Plants cover every inch except the habitats themselves. He could see the layout of the zoo from where he parked and it would take him ages to finish wandering the park. Perfect. He said to himself as he set out, hands in his pockets and smiling at the strangers around him like he didn't have a care in the world, like he wasn’t suddenly alone in the universe. Again. The feeling of it pressed heavily on the Doctor, making sure his smiles don’t quite reach his eyes.

The habitats themselves didn’t have particularly dangerous creatures, at least not dangerous to the Doctor. Most of the creatures just looked dangerous, the manacles and chains on every creature helping to create the illusion of necessary precautions. The Doctor furrowed his eyebrows and hoped they were just for show. Maybe it's nothing. He said to himself, wanting to enjoy his time here. Or… maybe I should look into it. For the animals of course. Yes for the animals, definitely the animals, definitely not because he desperately needed a distraction. Definitely not because if he was left to his own thoughts and emotions who knew what poor planet would pay the price of his pain.

As he walked further down the row, his careful eyes examined each habitat. Most were small, not nearly enough room for anything to be comfortable living there. Definitely not these mostly large and intimidating creatures. Most of them were practically harmless, perfectly peaceful until provoked. The Doctor walked up to the glass of the nearest habitat. Inside of it was a large ape-like creature with large tusks and claws twisting out of its toes and fingers. He put a hand up to the glass and looked sadly at the creature, his heart twisting at the sight of the creature chained up and only able to move about three feet in any direction, a tiny water and food bowl on the outskirts of its available radius. Outrage flooded through the Doctor as he found something to do today. Someone to be angry at, something to make him feel needed once again.

He continued walking, wanting to take stock of everything before he formulated his jail break. He had to do it in a way that wouldn't harm any of the zoo patrons, after all they were mostly innocent in this, their only crime being fooled by clever advertisements. He also had to be mindful of how he got the animals out, if he released them all at once they would most likely be scared and start to fight one another and he wouldn't let that happen. He had seen enough violence for a thousand lifetimes, flashes of the Time War and of Cybermen and Daleks flooded the Doctor’s mind as he tried to choke the wave of emotion back, and he would rather avoid it when possible.

The Doctor almost missed her, almost walked right by the most important girl in the universe. He had walked past the habitat only stopping when he registered what the large sign next to it said: ‘STEP UP AND SEE THE LAST OF THE GALLIFREYANS!’ in a big scary font. The breath left his chest as he whirled around and ran toward it, his coat flapping out behind him. 

He reached the glass and when he saw her his hearts stopped. It was her, really her, actually his little girl. He hadn't seen her since before the war ended. Before he destroyed everything he had ever loved. She was always trying to be near him. Go to Council meetings, when they deigned to let him in the conversation. She hadn’t been a girl then, she had been his little soldier, always wanting to stop the fighting. Only ten years old, ten short years and already he knew that he never wanted anyone else to see war. Saw what it did to the Doctor, wanted to spare everyone else from that pain, even if it meant he had to endure it. The Doctor had decided the night the conversation between the two was had, that his son was the bravest person in the universe. His opinion hadn’t changed.

She was grown now, the last time he saw her she was only ten years old, though if you asked her she would say she was ten years and eight months old, now she looked so big, he could barely recognize her if not for the low level telepathic recognition all Gallifreyans could use to ‘sense’ each other. He stared at her, not believing it. His daughter, here. Not burning on Gallifrey, not dead. Here only a few feet and a thick pane of glass separating them.

Unparalleled anger surged through him as he saw the same chains around her wrists. She was sitting up, her eyes closed and looking like she could be sleeping. The Doctor surveyed the area around him, the only thing running through his mind are different ways he could safely get her out. He spied an employee robot, they were all robots,another feature to prove how ‘dangerous’ these creatures were. He walked up to it a bit manic, fury dancing in his eyes.

“Let her out.” The Doctor instructed the robot, pointing back to his only living child. “Now!” He yelled a little too loud and passing patrons threw glares his way but he didn’t care. 

As soon as she heard him her eyes flew open, wildly searching for the presence she thought she felt. She always thought she felt him though, her father, the only person who could possibly save her now. She had heard stories from the people on the other side of the glass, just snippets here and there, about the mad man with a box.

She saw him, her father, the person she had prayed to save her countless times since she had been here. She shifted her weight, her legs and arms sore and cramped. She got to her feet, a bit unsteady, and walked forward. The chains around her wrists shifting and letting show the ring of angry red underneath. She knew that if her father failed to rescue her she would be punished severely for letting them show but the thought of him failing never even crossed her mind. She could see how angry he was talking to the robot, how hard he was fighting to stay calm. Panic shot through her as she recalled how brutal the robotic security could be, a small scar on her calf reminding her every day.

“Apologies sir, but we are not authorized to do that. She is on display today.” The robot recited, its permanent smile lighting up as it talked.

The Doctor turned his head again toward the habitat, his eyes meeting hers and the world stopped. His hearts fell to pieces at the look in her eyes, the pain in them, the desperation. He walked up to the glass, never breaking eye contact as tears fell from his daughter’s eyes, a few from his own too. He put his hand up to the glass, the cold smooth surface the only thing keeping him from burning this place to the ground.

She tried to stand, only to fall a moment later, her legs weak from disuse. The only time she was allowed to exercise was at night, when they let her in the back room, but the others were… warry and she tried not to move too much back there, like the rest. Prak lifted her hand to touch the glass but the chains held her back, the tears falling faster now as panic filled her up completely. All she knew was that she had to get out.

“Prak…” He trailed, saying her name for the first time in centuries. It still felt natural on his tongue, as if he said it every day. She thought if felt foreign, like a life she lived in the past, it didn't feel like her anymore.

“Daddy?” Her voice broke as a sob escaped her lips. She hadn’t called him that for years, even before they were separated. She used to think it made her weak. The little boy she was then was proud and strong. Wouldn’t take shit from anyone, including the man now trying to save her. She remembered that little boy and felt the memories sour in her mind. She wasn’t that little boy anymore, no longer brave, or strong, or a warrior like she wanted to be. She just felt pathetic as she sat there chained, and that made her furious.

The patrons around them were very confused and parents hurriedly shooed their kids away not knowing what could happen next, after all she was an incredibly dangerous creature. The Doctor didn't care, not when his daughter was sobbing feet away from him and he couldn't get to her. As she called to him it felt like a hot knife in his hearts, he knew he would do anything to save his little girl, burn this place to the ground and then burn the ashes for her if she asked him to.

She pulled on her chains, hoping against hope they would give out but the only thing she succeeded in was reopening some wounds on her wrist. Blood flowed down her hands as he whirled on the robot, pulling his sonic out of his coat, raw fury burning in his eyes.

“Listen, and listen closely because I am being very, very, calm right now and I will only say this once. Let. Her. Go.” He seethed. “Now.” He bared his teeth at the robot pointing the sonic at its head.

“Apologies sir, but we are not auth-” Its head exploded before it could even finish the sentence. Patrons screamed and ran as sirens blared and a pleasant female voice spoke over the intercoms. “Attention zoo guests, please make your way to the nearest exit in a calm fashion, this is not a drill.” The Doctor couldn't care less about them, he only cared about one thing now. 

Prak, the name she went by back on Gallifrey now only called ‘Gallifreyan’, had never heard the alarms before and they scared her. No matter how many times she, or any of the other captured creatures, had escaped containment she had never heard the sirens before. She watched her father explode the head of the robot and her hearts skipped a beat. He was doing it. He was saving her. She would be free again for the first time since she could really remember.

She felt the sharp sting in her neck and she cried out. She reached up, already feeling lightheaded and dizzy, and took the dart out of her neck. She locked eyes with her father for a moment, eyes wide and frightened, before her eyes rolled back in her head and she lost consciousness.

“No!” The Doctor screamed, running to the glass and pounding on it with his fists, logic losing out to emotion as his child fell to the ground clutching the sedative laced dart, tears still staining her cheeks. He couldn’t let this happen, couldn’t let her go, couldn’t disappoint her, not ever again. The Doctor’s mind was buzzing with noise, no real plan to speak of but a goal. And that’s all he needed.

“Please be aware of the zoo rules.” The Doctor distantly heard robots say on every side of him. “Guests are not to damage habitats or their inhabitants. Please prepare for detainment.” The Doctor turned on them, any trace of the nice, gentle man the universe depended on was gone, replaced by the Oncoming Storm, The Bringer of Darkness. The Doctor pointed his sonic in the air and turned it on, not caring about the damage he was going to do, a deep part of him that he refused to look at wanted it. Wanted revenge for his daughter, for the time they were kept apart, for everything they may have done to her.

The entire zoo was flooded with sparks, everything hooked up to an outlet smoking and in a few cases exploding entirely. The damage was immense, there was no way this zoo would ever be able to open again. Not without a complete rehaul of their supplies and machines. The Doctor leaped over machines to get to the door marked ‘employees only’ and flung it open. The surge of power made the metal door burning hot to the touch but he didn't care, he would suffer any pain to get to his darling Prak.

The back rooms were filthy, bedding and waste littered the floor. Five doors surrounded the Doctor, all of them the employee entrances to the cages. He figured they let the different species roam in here together when the zoo was closed to the public. A fresh wave of anger flooded his senses as he flung open the door to his daughter’s prison, earning himself another burn, though he barely noticed it.

As he saw Prak lying there unconscious on the ground, her long hair sprawled out around her, the short outfit they had put her in. He made a vow to himself that one day he would find whoever was in charge of this and make them live to regret ever knowing of Gallifrey. Not today though, today was for Prak. For getting her safe and comfortable as he possibly could. He decided once she was on the TARDIS and awake, he would make her the meal she liked best and read to her like he used to when she was young. When they were both young.

“C’mon, wake up baby.” The Doctor begs leaning down to stroke his daughter’s hair. “Please” He whispers, pressing a kiss to her temple. When he pulls back he’s met with her strikingly green eyes, the first gift her mother ever gave her, and the Doctor can’t help the pang of grief that strikes him. She seemed dazed and confused, like she didn't know where she was.

“Dad?” She asks, her words sluggish.She brought a hand up and stroked his face, like he was the only thing that mattered in this moment. She wasn’t quite sure what was happening, she was in her exhibit, she still was, but now her father was here. To hold her, comfort her, and most importantly protect her.

“It’s me, baby. I’m here now, and I won't let anyone else hurt you.” The Doctor promised, continuing his comforting touches. “I’ve got you now.”

“Hey,” She interjected, an air of amusement about the word. He could see the pain on her face but made no comment about it. “I’m no baby,” She informed him, the boy from Gallifrey coming back to the surface. The Doctor let out a breathy chuckle and ran his finger down her nose, grabbing the end and wiggling it, a playful gesture from home.

“Of course not.”

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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

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Tell me a soft memory

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the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"

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When Izzy first walked out I was worried that he would be made into a joke that the crew would laugh at

but then he started singing and the dancing began and I realized that he wasn’t meant to be a joke at all. This is the most open and happy we’ve ever seen Izzy and the show treated it that way. Not mocking him but instead celebrating this moment.

When we talk about queer representation it’s usually just focused on queer relationships, but what I love about this episode is it shows other sides of being queer. That moment where Izzy saw Wee John doing his makeup and had a realization that he wanted that too? That is what being queer means to me. The crew singing along and cheering for him? That is what being apart of the queer community means to me.

What i love about this show is that it shows queer joy, not in a sanitized way, but in away that is messy, beautiful, and without any mockery or shame.

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Fuck It, Internet Guide

Hey there! As social media becomes more and more inhospitible for the local user, I wanted to post some useful/fun links to just about anything I can think of! Enjoy! Also, if you'd like an invite to the P!rated Games discord, lmk! ^_^

I AM CURRENTLY STILL UPDATING THIS POST AND I WILL REBLOG IT WHEN I ADD TO IT! Feel free to comment things I've missed, I'm sure there's way more than this came from!

WEB CENTRIC

CURLIE: THE COLLECTOR OF URLs (Curlie strives to be the largest human-edited directory of the Web. You can save sites and create your own mini webring!)

Internet Archive (A collection of over 818 Billion websites, books, movies, music, and more. Hosts the Wayback Machine, which can be used to access a multitude of sites, given they were indexed in time.)

Wiby (Human submission search engine for older webrings, as well as a how-to guide on how to develop your own search engine)

Unicode Text Converter (Easy way to make your text illegible to Google but be warned, it will make screen readers malfuction)

Embed Responsively (Easily convert links and embeds to work responsively within your site - perfect for neocities!)

Generator Land (Generate a list or prompt for just about anything!)

GifCities (Part of the Internet Archive, a special project done as part of the 20th anniversary in an effort to save data from GeoCities. Find a gif for just about anything!)

Animated Images (Another gif repository, though this one is easier to search and includes small animations.)

Gifs-Paradise (Another gif repository. I swear I collect these. Searchable and categorized.)

ASCII Art Archive (Database of ASCII Art, also known as text art)

Christopher Johnson's ASCII Art Collection (Another, arguably larger, ASCII Art database)

MelonLand (A web project and online arts community that celebrates homepages, virtual worlds, the world-wide-web and the digital lives that all netizins share, here at the dawn of the digital age. See their thoughts and the WEB REVIVAL they're starting.)

Sadgrl Webrings (Webrings brought to us by Sadgrl.Online - 60+ different ones to be exact) and Sadgrl Links (70+ links just like the ones in this post)

Districts at Neocities (Remember neighborhoods on Geocities? Imagine that but for Neocities!)

Neocities Banners (Banners from all across neocities. Blinkies, banners and more leading all over the web. Mostly 88x31, though there are bigger ones too. Technically counts as a webring.)

Blinkies.cafe (Site for blinkies where you can even make your own! I get most of my blinkies here and off DeviantArt.)

88x31 Collection (Possibly the largest collection I've seen for 88x31 buttons)

90's Cursor Effects (Want a funky cursor for your blog or website? Wanna be able to realtime preview what cursors would look like? Come get some code!)

The Malware Museum (Interact with malware and viruses from the 80s and 90s through emulation! No nasty virus interactions needed :D )

KNOWLEDGE BASES

Library Genesis - LIBGEN (Scientific journals - dedicated to archiving every science journal and their articles in existence.)

Information Mesh (A web platform celebrating the 30th anniversary of the World Wide Web that explores social, technical, cultural and legal facts throughout different interactive timelines.)

Web Design Museum (Over 2,000 sorted websites showing web design trends from '96 to '06.)

The History of the Web (A twice monthly newsletter about web history, and the incredible people that built it. Goes from 1989 to present.)

Field Guide to Web Accessibility (Principles and applications to every day web scenarios in order to make the web a more friendly place!)

CARI - Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute (an online community and collective association of researchers and designers dedicated to carrying on the important work of categorizing "consumer aesthetics" from the late midcentury, when work on the subject somewhat trailed off, through today.)

The Eye (Archive consisting of 140TB of books, websites, games, software, or anything else you can really think of.)

The Uncensored Library (A project from Reporters without Borders, where they use a loophole using Minecraft to distribute information.)

National Gallery of Art Public Domain (The National Gallery of Art has an open access policy for images of works of art in their permanent collection which the Gallery believes to be in the public domain. Images of these works are available for download free of charge for any use, whether commercial or non-commercial.)

Library of Congress Public Domain (Features items from the Library's digital collections that are free to use and reuse. The Library believes that this content is either in the public domain, has no known copyright, or has been cleared by the copyright owner for public use.)

Public Domain Review (an online journal and not-for-profit project dedicated to the exploration of curious and compelling works from the history of art, literature, and ideas.)

New York Public Library Public Domain (Our digitized collections are available as machine-readable data: over one million records for you to search, crawl and compute.)

Official articles from NASA (PubSpace is NASA's designated public access repository. It is a collection of NASA-funded scholarly publications within the STI Repository, aiming to increase access to federally funded research in accordance with NASA Public Access Policy.)

Universal Hint System (Wanna get some vague help for an older video game without getting spoiled? Check out these awesome hints!)

Smithsonian Open Access (Download, share, and reuse millions of 2D and 3D digital items from their 21 museums, 9 research centers, libraries, archives, and the National Zoo.)

Instructables (Wanna know how to make just about anything? Check here!)

QZAP Zine Archive (Archive of LGBT+ Zines, began in 2003 with zines dating back all the way to the 1970s. NSFW AT TIMES, BROWSE AT YOUR OWN RISK.)

P!racy Masterpost (Tumblr-based masterpost of game piracy, last updated 2021. A bit old but some of the stuff there is still good. If this link breaks, please contact me.)

P!rated Games Megathread (masterpost created by r/P!ratedGames includes required components as well as anything else you need. NOTE: PLEASE HAVE SOME SORT OF PROTECTION WHEN NAVIGATING THIS SITE)

Geocities Gallery (A website hosting a working archive for many abandoned Geocities Sites.)

Snipplr (Code Snippet repository. Great for coding issues.)

GeoCities (Archived) (Great for searching ancient webrings for gifs and website ideas. Not so great for downloads.)

Freeware Guide (Archived) (The Freeware-Guide died sometime in 2021 [we think March] but it's still full of VERY valuable information. Links are broken pretty much all the way through, but the names of software as well as what they do can be useful in finding them elsewhere thru some google searching)

Peelopaalu (Where I got a good handful of these links - AND THERE'S MORE!!!)

The Simple Site (More links to so much more cool stuff!)

ART TOOLS

Untitled - Paint (An in-browser version of classic Microsoft Paint!)

KidPix (In-browser version of classic KidPix for the public domain!)

Pixel Logic - A Guide to Pixel Art (Comprehensive guide to making cool art for $10 USD, updated semi-frequently and you get all new versions for free)

SAI - Bootlegged (A version of SAI with a multitude of brushes and textures pre-installed. Quite literally the only thing I use to draw aside from Clip Studio Paint.)

Stripe Generator (Need some easy stripes for an art piece? Can't be bothered to try and space stripes evenly? This is for you!)

Photopea (Free online photo editor supporting files for Adobe Photoshop, XCF, Sketch App, Adobe XD, and CorelDRAW, as well as many more!)

blender (A FOREVER free and Open Source software for 3D Modeling, full of tutorials and assets. I feel like most people don't know it's completely free to play with)

Vertex Meadow (A web-browser tool that renders 2D images as explorable 3D terrain. With it you can create detailed and unusual 3D environments to explore using a 2D paint-program-like interface.)

OpenGameArt (Need art for your game but you're not an artist? Consider checking here first [or just hire a real artist looking for work on here!])

MUSIC TOOLS AND DISCOVERY

BandLab (Social music platform that enables creators to make music and share their creative process with musicians and fans. Completely free with an option to set up stripe where you get 100% OF PROFITS. Available for apple/android/desktop)

JummBox (Free online beat-maker with a very simple interface that runs on your browser)

Mydora (Mydora is a continuous streaming player that gives you a deep dive into the lost archives of Myspace Music, based on some recovered data called the Dragon Hoard, with some additional metadata (most notably the locations and genres) from a different scan of Myspace conducted back in 2009. Contains 490,000+ songs, only a fraction of what was wiped out.)

Radiooooo (A place where people are able to play hit songs from the decade of their choosing from whatever country they wish.)

WFMU (Independent freeform radio broadcasting. Currently ongoing.)

Gnoosic (A sort-of music search engine that finds you songs/bands based off of your music taste.)

Khinsider (3.1 TB worth of video game soundtracks)

Radio.garden (Listen to thousands of radio stations all around the world.)

FUN STUFF

FrogLand (The purpose of Frogland is to show that the Internet can indeed provide a wealth of useful information and still be fun. Mainly, this site is dedicated to the many teachers out there who are finding new uses for the Internet as a tool for educating youngsters. Hopefully, it will inspire some young minds to find new interest in herpetology, biology, and environmental issues...not to mention providing some inspiration for young future computer "wizzes"! No longer active but still useful.)

Windows 98 icon Viewer (Want clear jpgs of all the Windows 98 symbols and icons? They're all here!)

GifyPet (Create your own embeded pet that people can play with and feed when they visit your page! See my version HERE [only works on desktop tho])

Ultimate Mushroom (Like the idea of picking mushrooms in your area but no idea what to look for? Check out this info hub!)

Gif Gallery (Another gif repositiory, only sorted by being numbered 1-100,000. Fun and silly, not so much useful unless you're looking for random gifs. Part of the MelonLand Webring)

Interesting DOS Programs (A host of DOS programming, guides and links.)

Internet Archive: MS-DOS Games (8,000 games right in your web browser! Your browser can play DOOM!)

Tiled Backgrounds (Need some small jpegs for easy website bg tiling? Browse this collection sorted by color.)

cOOl & EMO tEXt cOnVERTer xXX (Flashing warning. Wanna type like you're in the 2000s? Need a funny Green Day lyric as a caption? This is probably the best place for you.)

0x40 (Flashing Warning. Anime images synced with music. Fun for parties, lol)

WebGL Fluid Simulation (In browser fluid simulator, great for art backgrounds and desktop wallpapers.)

Flashpoint (The biggest collection of preserved Flash Games and Animations)

NCase (Free games and open source projects from Nicky [THESE ARE REALLY COOL AND FUN, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND])

Your World of Text (A huge interactive text doc that anyone can add to anonymously.)

Text To Speech (TTS in more than 30 languages and over 180 voices.)

ASCII Art Generator (Make ASCII Art from any image.)

Petit Tube (Random Youtube videos with less than 10 views)

Noclip Website (Noclip around various video game maps in your browser!)

Monster Mash (Create and animate some monsters in browser! You can also download their files.)