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Lishu, barging in: Syphilis!

Ah Duo:

Lishu:

Ah Duo: Pardon?

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Maomao: Are you laughing at that video of Lihua and Gyokuyou fighting?

Ah Duo: No.

Loulan: We’re laughing at the comments.

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Ah Duo, with a terrible headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Gyokuyuo: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Ah Duo: :>

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Ah Duo: *Hugs Maomao from behind*

Ah Duo: *Tucks Maomao's hair behind their ear*

Ah Duo, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Ah Duo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Lishu: Hey.

Lihua: Hi.

Maomao: Hello.

Loulan: Hey!

Ah Duo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Gyokuyou: We were out of Doritos.

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Lihua: How many kids do you have?

Ah Duo: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Ah Duo: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Ah Duo: I became more evil if you’re curious

Gyokuyou: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Ah Duo: I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Anshi: Are you having another depressive episode?

Ah Duo: A depressive episode?

Ah Duo: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Ah Duo: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Ah Duo: Oops.

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MaoMao: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Gyokuyou: Wasn't Lihua with you?

Lihua: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Gyokuyou: I'm never having a debate with Ah Duo again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Lihua, holding a cauliflower in front of Gyokuyou’s face: What is this?

Gyokuyou:... a cauliflower?

Lihua to Lishu: Now tell him what you think it is.

Lishu, arms folded: Ghost broccoli.

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Reyna: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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Gekko: Do you have your headphones on?

Reyna: Yes

Gekko: *Starts talking anyway*

Reyna: *Amused*

Reyna: *Takes headphones off to listen*

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Rio: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?

Jen: Breakfast in bed!

Alice: Emails from AO3!

Agatha: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.

Agatha: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.

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Jen: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Agatha: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Lilia: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Agatha has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Agatha: I want to set it off.

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Agatha: You Are An Uneducated Fool.