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little girl whose fursona is a baby cow: for my third wish i want you to make the saying "you are what you eat" literal, no matter the disaster, no matter the pain

genie: yah ok

vampire working his office job: turns into an 8 foot wave of human blood sweeping through the office drowning his coworkers and thoroughly saturating everything, the furniture the walls the floor, with blood carrying a large variety of diseases, so that renovation is not an option and the entire building has to be condemned once men in full body hazmat suits confirm that nobody survived

tarrare somewhere in his grave: turns into a toddler

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Belphie is loved by both his aunts, just……in different ways.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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OH SHIT AND FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT THE NIGHTMARE I WOKE UP ANXIOUS FROM WAS.

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Im surrounded by people who are annoying and stupid and also people who are so much smarter and more hardworking than me and basically im going to die

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Idk, here take a glittery gay Yugi.

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Kedamahadaitai Yawarakai is rapidly becoming one of my favorite TCG artists. They have this gorgeous brushstroke-heavy style and I'm obsessed

(and they're on Tumblr!)

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Was high school (or your county’s equivalent) the loneliest time in your life?

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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)

For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!

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farcille! happy pride month <3

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AGH why did I look at my own pet photos tag. I am a fool. There's pictures of my very recently and tragically deceased dog there

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I have to share this picture of Buddy doing his best impression of a carcass earlier

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My ass when im bluey cube

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

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If I made the rules, mathematicians would be obligated to wear wizard cloaks. Or robes or hats. Not like, legally or anything, just in a social obligation "it would be kinda weird if you didn't, because that's just what they do" kind of way