draconian-overlord
draconian-overlord
Draconian Overlord
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draconian-overlord · 4 months ago
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youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good
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draconian-overlord · 5 months ago
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i love you female characters who make selfish choices they know will be bad for everyone. i love you female characters who think they're making the right choice but make things worse. i love you female characters who are making the right choice but noone else understands it.
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draconian-overlord · 6 years ago
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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there are two types of pet owners:
1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!
2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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please, call me rat. only my mother calls me ratthew.
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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In this house we:
🍭🍬  DO NOT EAT SUGAR  🍬🍭
✋❌ DO NOT TELL LIES  ❌✋
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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This was seen on twitter and the comments that were associated with it was way too funny to not post.
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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what state do you live in?
Usually denial 
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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25 years of ads peeled away
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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draconian-overlord · 7 years ago
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satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster
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