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Headcannons for Bai yi with an ftm reader who's twice her height and build (like Wonder Woman) and is extremely strong and calls her "princess"

Reader: [benching 350 as a warm up]

Zoya: whoa....she could break you in half

Bai yi: and I'd say please and thank you

𝐁𝐚𝐢 𝐘𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬/𝐨 ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

Hcs of Bai Yi with a strong darling! Oh, isn’t that refreshing?

OH SHE IS FOLDING FOR YOU

Its like a horny simp, she gets all giggly when you call her “princess” or other pet names, despite getting flustered she isn’t the type to get too shy; she will make teasing comments so you both are equally flustered!

Loves watching you work out with Zoya (omg you and Zoya being gym bros lmao), she gets to see you sweaty, your muscles in display, UGH.

When I tell you she has whispered the most dirties, unbelievable, shocking, dirty things in your ear— I MEAN IT..

PIGGY BACK RIDES, CARRY HER PRINCESS STYLE, you are strong enough to lift her up and she loves that ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

“Geez you act like a teenage girl giggling and smiling every time you see (Y/n)..” — Said by Zoya 72926826267282726225812937363727 times.

Omg I have like this one feeling she is the type to randomly sign you off to a boxing match or something (with your consent of course… or she might tell you once it’s too late— saying how she ‘forgot’) to win hella money ! (*cough* To pay off her debts *cough*)

Plus there is definitely a 99.9% you’ll win! Or if not, 100% xp

HELP IF SHE CATCHES YOU WEARING NO SHIRT OR A CROP TOP; EXPECT HER TO TOUCH YOUR ABS OR IF YOUR SHOULDERS ARE EXPOSED THEN YOUR BICEPS ARE HER VICTIMS.

Bai Yi: *poking (Y/n)’s muscles and makes a squeaking noise*

Sometimes jumps up to you to kiss or hug you hello, so be ready to catch her anytime.

Since you’re taller than her expect jokes or nicknames from her about your height.

“How’s the weather up there?” “My giraffe” “it’s hard not spotting you in a crowd full of people with that height— you literally stick out!”

But in more private, intimate moments she will let you know how much to loves and appreciates you; telling you how beautiful you are, how she loves you, covers your neck with kisses. She isn’t much about giving words, but her actions do the most talking.

Back to silly! She is the type to also ask you out of pocket unserious questions like: “If you and Godzilla were to fight I think you’d win, I don’t know.”

People are hella scared of you, they get a bit intimidated so imagine their surprise when they find out you are dating silly Bai Yi

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“I am Deren’s next girl!” “I’m the next Deren girl!”

Sorry actresses, ladies, I am her girl so shoo shoo.. Like she literally sleeps in the same bed as me and has a shirt with my face printed on it trust.

Not my fault I’m speaking facts

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𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 ‘𝐛𝐫𝐨’ ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

𝐅𝐭! 𝐙𝐨𝐲𝐚, 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧, 𝐁𝐚𝐢 𝐘𝐢, 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 … Their reaction to sending them a message calling them bro

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fun fact!! depending on the chief's gender cinnabar treats them differently in her interrogation. she's friendly and protective to both male and female chief but she's especially nice to the fem chief... she actually protects her more, her family (serpent eye members) refer to fem chief as cinnabar's very good friend (whereas male chief is just a friend) and when alyosha wants to say something about the connection between fem chief and cinna (their relationship basically) cinna blushes and smiles (it doesn't happen with male chief). she also mentions several times that fem chief is extremely dear to her and she could never be annoyed or angry with fem chief, too. moreover, in the end of her interrogation she pulls fem chief into embrace as her emotions take over but with male chief she only allows him to pat her shoulder as a support gesture.

she's so lesbian.

WAIT FOR REALS!? NONNIE THIS IS SUCH A HUGE EVIDENCE ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ UGH CURLING, GIGGLING, SWINGING LEGS BACK AND FORTH.

Cinnabar lesbian confirmed, like it makes so much sense. AUGGHH HER BLUSHING IS SO ADORABLE LIKE LIKE, yk maybe we should be more than very good friends, just a suggestion 🤗 She is such a cutie patootie I just wanna hold her in my hands and smooch her.

… I think I am turning into a Cinnabar simp oh god. Nonnie just knowing this really did something to me and I blame you for it (lovingly)

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I can’t be the only one who thinks Path to Nowhere women, ESPECIALLY Zoya— are just a bunch of Lesbians and only for women romantically. Like there’s just very specific characters that you cannot imagine being with men at all.

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How I would stare at Zoya if she was real

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Yk… promotion blogs are NEEDED

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Me after looking up for Zoya on twitter, tumblr, Wattpad, YouTube, Tiktok, even fucking reddit in hopes to see any new content or updates on her only to find nothing new:

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𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 ‘𝐛𝐫𝐨’ ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

𝐅𝐭! 𝐙𝐨𝐲𝐚, 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧, 𝐁𝐚𝐢 𝐘𝐢, 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 … Their reaction to sending them a message calling them bro

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Zoya definitely has her nipples pierced, trust.

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Fucking you hard on her strap, even if you’re crying, legs shaking, screaming every time she rips an orgasm out of you, beg for her to stop; she won’t.

Because when you beg for her to stop, you never truly mean it— you haven’t said the safe word yet, and she knows you love being used like her dumb slut. You don’t even have to say it, your body speaks for you; your well used pussy constantly taking her strap hungrily, greedy for more.

And she will spank, bite, chock you to remind you that this is a punishment. That she is the one in control, she is the reason why you’re experiencing this amount of pleasure. Be her good, sweet girl and she will go softer on you, treat you like her little princess.

But for now, she wants to make you scream, turn you into a cock hungry mess for her.

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“Zoya, spin around”

…

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DAMNIT ZOYA WHY DONT YOU JUST COME HOME PLEASE THE KIDS MISS YOU I AM CURRENTLY PREGNANT WITH OUR 230th CHILD COME HOME PLS PLS PLS

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They’ll be hella sad that Jojo left 😭 from ima come back like a boomerang to ima come back with a boomerang 😓

Imagine they all make a broadcast 💀 they talk about how shitty her rebranding is and how they would personally do it, Hella on the other hand cusses her out for her fashion choices and just.. EVERYTHING saying how the old Jojo was better.

Psst! This is Draculaxias but erm.. on main acc I cant send asks on my ptn one unfortunately but I wanted to send a quick crack ramble to you ;p

PTN characters reacting to Jojo Siwa… We have ALL fallen victim of it, the song is okay— we can survive, the music video? Absolutely not. Especially the… scene with her and red girl

(PLS IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT PLS SEE IT SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING)

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Will pause the video and scream at the top of their lungs / scream cuss words

Hella, Horo, Chelsea, EMP, Wendy

Can’t process what just happened, they just stare at the screen with (or without) wide eyes and their mouth hanging open (or just a blank stare lol) traumatized; part of them wants to cry… and die

99, Hecate, Rahu, Oak Casket , Deren

“Oh!….. oh…” smiling while a their eyes water

Anne, Eleven, Shalom

Broke the device because they don’t wish to see any further, THEY HAVE SEEN ENOUGH! THEY DONT WANT TO SEE MORE…

Zoya, Wendy,

Doesn’t know whether to cry or laugh

Bai yi, Deren

Stares in disgust

Iron, EVERYONE

Man the fucking thing was horrendous 😭😭😭

Raven would be typing a newspaper article so fast like something like: Karma by JoJo Siwa is uprising for not the reason she thinks!? Or something like that. And you know that Chameleons therapy sessions is gonna be BOOKED. She would have to get therapy after watching it 😔 Oak casket probably gotta go find a casket after watching that shit. Though Anne tries to stay positive, at the end Jojo’s humping performance got to her. Shalom is silent the whole film though she will raise an eyebrow. Coquelic has a disgusted face would mutter something about how unsanitary her eyes are now.

She did not come back like a boomerang 😭

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Zoya… you… me 🍑🍑✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

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STOP CUZ I JUST KNOW CHAMELEON WILL NEED A WHOLE BREAK IF HER CLIENTS SHOW HER THE VIDEO like 😭 WHO TF TOLD JOJO TO DO THAT?

Some sinners are invested on the criticism Jojo is receiving, like literally watching articles and videos on her whole lore, and the rest genuinely don’t want to know ANYTHING about her; they are embarrassed for HER.

(Show Zoya the car Jojo drives and she will want to hop in there and crash it like she has with her previous cars, but this time it will be for actual good.)

Psst! This is Draculaxias but erm.. on main acc I cant send asks on my ptn one unfortunately but I wanted to send a quick crack ramble to you ;p

PTN characters reacting to Jojo Siwa… We have ALL fallen victim of it, the song is okay— we can survive, the music video? Absolutely not. Especially the… scene with her and red girl

(PLS IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT PLS SEE IT SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING)

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Will pause the video and scream at the top of their lungs / scream cuss words

Hella, Horo, Chelsea, EMP, Wendy

Can’t process what just happened, they just stare at the screen with (or without) wide eyes and their mouth hanging open (or just a blank stare lol) traumatized; part of them wants to cry… and die

99, Hecate, Rahu, Oak Casket , Deren

“Oh!….. oh…” smiling while a their eyes water

Anne, Eleven, Shalom

Broke the device because they don’t wish to see any further, THEY HAVE SEEN ENOUGH! THEY DONT WANT TO SEE MORE…

Zoya, Wendy,

Doesn’t know whether to cry or laugh

Bai yi, Deren

Stares in disgust

Iron, EVERYONE

Man the fucking thing was horrendous 😭😭😭

Raven would be typing a newspaper article so fast like something like: Karma by JoJo Siwa is uprising for not the reason she thinks!? Or something like that. And you know that Chameleons therapy sessions is gonna be BOOKED. She would have to get therapy after watching it 😔 Oak casket probably gotta go find a casket after watching that shit. Though Anne tries to stay positive, at the end Jojo’s humping performance got to her. Shalom is silent the whole film though she will raise an eyebrow. Coquelic has a disgusted face would mutter something about how unsanitary her eyes are now.

She did not come back like a boomerang 😭

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Hello! can i request Zoya As A wwe or boxer hcs???

❝ 𝔄𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝔭 ❞

𝔚𝔚𝔈 𝔴𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔯! ℨ𝔬𝔶𝔞, hcs for wwe boxer champions Zoya…

Massive Rhea Ripley vibes..

Very supportive of the other women at WWE

She became a favorite the moment she joined, her first match and she won already!!!

Has lots of championship belts from all the matches she has won— she literally wins every. single. time.

Carries her championship belts everywhere, she is after all proud of her achievements.

Loves her fans and she never disappoints them.

God bless the backstage interviewers, they will faint at the sight of her and she’s just standing there like: …. Oh… are you ok?

Like she doesn’t even try to flirt..

PLEASE ALL HER OPPONENTS PROBABLY ARE IN SO MUCH PAIN AFTER THE FIGHT… one hit and they get sent away flying.

Always in her daddy era… She wears those tight leather pants, tank tops, chokers, chains, her tattoos and muscles visible and it makes the ladies go insane and she knows that.

She literally became a Masc Lesbian icon

Humiliates her opponents, it is all for show, but I know they want to shit bricks knowing they can’t win against Zoya.

SO MANY FAN EDITS AND SHE HAS SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, INCLUDING TWEETS.

“I love my fans but… Damn they are filthy dirty beings, keep going.”

All the fan girls went crazy once she announced you and her were dating UM.

Like Zoya is not all theirs now…

But they grew to like you and find your relationship cute! Calling you guys the cutest couple and teasing you both by commenting on posts “when is the wedding?” “When are you gonna propose Zoya? (Y/n)?”

OKOK SOI HAVE THIS IDEA THAT YOU TWO MET DURING AN INTERVIEW, you are or were a backstage interviewer and you two just clicked, soon having conversations behind closed doors

Anyway the things she posts on Instagram, GOODNESS SHE LOOKS SO hehsbshe SHOWING HER DAMN ABS WHILE HER HAIR IS WET OR BACK MIRROR PICS SHIRTLESS MA’AM PLS

(I was serious when I said she reminds me of Rhea Ripley, pic one , pic two)

Let’s you do her makeup which consists a lot of dark colors

After winning a match— as expected, she gets out of the ring to hug you and swing you around like a doll in happiness. Despite the many times she has won, seeing your cute excited expression makes every victory special, even if it hasn’t been the first time you’ve seen her win, you always jump in happiness and look at her with that smile she loves so much.

Will literally walk out carrying you like a princess—

Will take you to the gym to workout with her, if you want to of course! If not you can simply just watch her and ramble about anything to her, she doesn’t mind as long as she has your company <3 If you workout with her she is more than happy to help you!