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Aloisia has no recollection of this woman at all, but this is her mother. She abandoned her half-dragon daughter when she was very young, leaving her to fend for herself before she was found by Celestina.

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im at mount siesta n my butts 2 big 2 sink in da lava like in the movies. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

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nahh shes just nice n makes food 4 me. i only know her bc my gf entrapped gladiia into becoming my best friend 4ever like the grim reaper in that cartoon. i dont know my real mom!! or dad! my mom found me in the trash

i LOVE spicy food!! idk if most dragons do i never met another lmao. like. i know theres at least 1 other dragon buuuut shes kind of a big deal n she lives on the top of a mountain that would kill almost any1 who tries to climb it!! so its hard 2 get a family reunion going u feel me

uhhh i CAN breathe fire. i can do ANYTHING!!!* but ye makin sacs of flammable shit in my belly next 2 my lungs n spewing it all out is ez pz. baby shit rly. i only burned myself many times making it work!! (spoiler: u need to make ur throat fireproof. oof ow ouch oof)

L: Oh, you are related to Secretary Hinata? That is fascinating. Worlds with magic in them operate so peculiarly...

But I am happy you are eating soup, all the same. Do you like spicy foods? Is this typical for your kind? Do you have an affinity for heat in general and the ability to breathe fire, as dragons in mythology do?

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field trip!! w00t

...Fine.

You will live long enough to finish your soup, then I'm taking you to the Mount Siesta crater. If water isn't to your taste, perhaps you'd rather bathe in lava.

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poses!!!

i remain.....undrowned! n i think 3rd mom is makin me soup?? pog

L: O_O

Consul Gladiia, please do not drown her at this time, I have never met a species of humanoid that is draconic. I am very curious.

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Hm. It looks like there's plenty of games on this phone. What's this—Genshin Impact?

It looks like you've sunk a lot of time into this. Money, perhaps? Surely, there's no option to delete the account here...

no

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PUT DOWN MY PHONE.

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L: Thank you for following. My name is Lima. You have very sharp teeth. What species are you?

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uhhHHHH

thats. a good question. it was those spicy noodles in the red broth w the beef chunks do u kno the 1

idk wat its called we dont have it here :(

Dear, you will do fine around our daughter.

Aloisia, what is the soup you like?

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mean 2 me!!!

These moments do make me wonder how I'll manage my temper around my daughter.

This one has been around for half an hour and I already feel like drowning her in the sink.

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no

If you take a bath, I'll make you some of that noodle soup you enjoyed last time.

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HEY

i do not stink.

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rude

@pyxisastronautica replied to your post “There is a lizard in our kitchen.”:

L: What species of lizard is it?

From my untrained eye, it appears to be a draconis ​obesus, but I could be wrong.

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gladiia hasnt been able to teach me dance in like fking forever.

but i am undeterred. i will persevere. i have been practicing my butt off. and when she stops being.....busy or some shit!! i'll show her how hard ive been practicing and she will GROVEL at my FEET

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hey so i know its been lichrally forever n shit

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

rose is busy!! she has to do. fucking. WORK. like a loser!! so i'm bored. so uhhh.

poses!!

hey.

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hey what the fuck is up

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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

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fcuk its been so long

should i give an update. has every1 i talked 2 died in the 300 years since my last visit.

im good at dancing now. is that anything