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Love going through some of my horny idea concepts in my drafts because sometimes it's nice and detailed like the gothic horror necro-medical scenario about being a teaching cadaver, or the monsterfucker one about aphrodesiac venom, constriction bondage, and scent/taste/tongue kink from a hot naga/snakeman
and then other times it's just the words "piss baptism/communion" and I have to sit there and hopefully decipher what the fuck my brain was on about
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
#*repeatedly submits resume to unethical science test subject*#listen they didn't call me back the last sixty times but maybe this time. THIS TIME.#not dragon dicks
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yeah but what if we were both knights and sometimes after sparring we’d clank our helmets together to mock a winners’ kiss and i think it will be just us forever but then you have to go away for battle and I pace the courtyard wishing the sword at my hip was actually the weight of your hand and then you stumble through the door and reach for me and i pull off your helmet and cup your face and kiss your lips until i’m drinking devotion because i want to taste victory and there is none on any other and i would clean the blood off you with my mouth as long as you keep your eyes on me. what then
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#OP this is genuinely very lovely and I am slightly sorry to put my dragon tag on it because...#dragon dicks#yeah
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never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.
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A collection of bull men from the past few days
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
#I am not immune to sweaty Harrison Ford chest#Harrison Ford#do you want to make love to a sad old man?
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Wedding night
(Part 1) (Part 2)
#EVERY UPDATE OF THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER#OP I hope there's a part 4 at some point#dragon dicks
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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.
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dragon drool isn’t an aphrodisiac, you’re just gay as hell
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I'm now like 85% sure now that my thing for medical/scientific-style transformation and medical fetish in general stems from the abysmal state of my healthcare lmao.
It's like that one poster's fantasy where someone discovers that they're lacking The Vitamin™ and thus after they get The Vitamin™ all their mental and physical issues are cured
except in this case it's "if I get the right medical treatment (ethically or not) it will cure me of all my own physical and mental ailments (and also I will have cool sexy new augmentations and/or scars)"
#get bent bentley#not dragon dicks#like I don't want the helplessness of recovery for a gajillion months but I still want the process#of being turned into something I am currently not#this too is some form of therianthropy and/or genderism I'm sure
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homoeroticism of stabbing someone’s eyes out wait no this was meant to be a surgery post fuck
#I always imagine the snappin of a ribcage to be a lovely sound#that is not medicine#a bit of the old ultraviolence
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The Wretched Finicky Libido: finally gives me a chance to work up a much needed dose of dopamine-
My Body: surprise! Bartholin cyst! no horny for you, only pain. that'll teach you.
#were it not for the fascist laws of this land I would have had you excised like the tumor you are#and I need that dopamine. life has been giving me one blow after another.#brother I either need good antidepressants for the Libido or surgery to restructure downstairs or both.#probably both. the entire human reproductive system is a nightmare WHY DID WE EVOLVE LIKE THIS#not dragon dicks#get bent bentley
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Sergio Castellitto as Francesco Paternó in Mafia Inc. (2019)
#hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH god damn it fine I will watch Conclave#Sergio Castellitto#do you want to make love to a sad old man?
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Moonglow violence 🌕
Character commission piece for Leander!
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