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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

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To my mind, the main advantage of Big Stupid Tables over generative content is that generative models must, by the nature of how the technology operates, produce outputs that are statistically likely to appear in their training data, while the outputs of a well-constructed set of dice lookup tables may principally consist of combinations of elements never before attempted on account of being dumb as hell.

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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"autistic people don't lie" false. I lie all the time. about 40% of what comes out of my mouth is a lie. For example:

"Nessie, I don't understand how you are able to love coyotes. How are you able to look at coyotes and not see them as anything but cat killing monsters?"

Lie: "I love coyotes just as I love all of god's creatures. He put them on earth for a reason. Also, they reduce tick populations."

Truth: "I love coyotes because they're my homies and keep my property full of native species and free of cats. Because they eat the cats. Also, they reduce tick populations."

peace and love on the planet earth

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my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

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darkners are so funny. my tv and my email hate eachother. something is happening between a rule card (from a deck of cards) and The Weather Channel

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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Notpla, the company which makes seaweed-based packaging to replace single-use plastics, started with its two French and Spanish founders, Pierre Paslier and Rodrigo Garcia Gonzalez, experimenting in their student kitchen while at Imperial College London.

Now, Notpla has replaced more than 21 million items of single-use plastic across Europe, and is aiming to displace 1 billion units by 2030. In partnership with Just Eat, Notpla’s packaging was used at the UEFA Women’s Final at Wembley Stadium, London in 2022. From seven types of folded carton board boxes that year, it has grown into a catalogue of over 50 different designs. 

And the company is launching a new deli range, featuring plastic-free windows so people can see their sandwiches before buying. Honsinger hopes this will help Notpla branch out into office catering and museums, where that sneak peek is important. 

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there