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dragon-frootie · 5 hours ago

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OMG SAM SAID THE THING

#laugh rule #game changer #or is it gayme changer?🤔

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dragon-frootie · 5 hours ago

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

#sounds impossible tbh

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dragon-frootie · 5 hours ago

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There’s a starmaaaan✨☄️

#oh the colors!#good omens

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dragon-frootie · 18 hours ago

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

#laugh rule

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dragon-frootie · 18 hours ago

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

#like i dont believe in the death penalty but i do wish more rich people would put themselves on submarines yknow #<-op tags #being pro choice also means you can't be pro castrating men who have raped someone because that's also a nonconsensual irreversible change #to someone's body #but hooo boy do some penis owners deserve it

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dragon-frootie · 18 hours ago

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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dragon-frootie · 21 hours ago

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#I don't even watch friends and this made me screlp laugh #laugh rule

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dragon-frootie · 21 hours ago

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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dragon-frootie · 21 hours ago

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David Tennant: “They [Aziraphale & Crowley] do everything together…you join the dots”

The Good Omens fandom:

#good omens #real

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dragon-frootie · 21 hours ago

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#I genuinely love seeing something that forces me to reevaluate something I took at face value

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dragon-frootie · 21 hours ago

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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dragon-frootie · 22 hours ago

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

#I love David #extra big boi

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dragon-frootie · 23 hours ago

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Leucistic Rough-legged Hawk by Duane Starr

#birds

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dragon-frootie · 1 day ago

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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

#very lucky to have had someone who inadvertently taught me the first part #(which then led to part of the second part!)#if he can do whatever he wants then what's stopping me? me.

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dragon-frootie · 2 days ago

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