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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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Hamsterz 2 (2007) - Star Hamster
✧ Star (Normal) - Silver 3/4 stars ✧ Star (Normal) - Normal 3/4 stars ✧ Star (Normal) - Black 3/4 stars
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ignore how the words don't always match up with the letters this was too much effort to edit 💔
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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aioli is such a fabulous word it's not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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jjust in case you didn't know, scientists have recently discovered the reason you never see beast ghosts around for the most part and its this: it's always a human ghost coming out. rat dies? human ghost comes out. ox dies? human ghost comes out. louse dies? human ghost comes out. goose dies? human ghost. so you get the picture.
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