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Sumerian/Mesopotamian Amulet Seal in the Form of a Bull, c. 3250 BCE.
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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch
Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think thatโs beautiful
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it's here! the cow base!! it's done!!! EASILY the biggest base i've made so far, and i'm really really proud of it!! now............................... go forth and bring more beautiful cow furries to this beautiful earth
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Iโm gonna do it! Iโm gonna do the dishes!
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I canโt believe Iโve found this video again. I never thought I would see the day
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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In the spirit of your latest video, I present to you The Twilight Bathroom.



You have a toilet pic. You may share it.
Incomprehensible decision to keep books and what looks to be paper bats in a bathroom that gets wet and humid. Their mind.
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