canon's "dick jokes that are a little too much for main" sideblog. also sometimes cropped horny art. sorry it doesn't have a fancy theme or anything I'm on my phone but I promise I'm not a bot. main @androdragynous
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
26K notes
·
View notes
Text
guy who sells his car to buy his bf a cock cage but then learns that his bf sold his penis to buy him mirror dice
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
why do billionaires use their money for horrid bigoted shit. if i had a billion dollars i would commission so many drawings of my characters fucking nasty. in color even.
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
56K notes
·
View notes
Text
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
132K notes
·
View notes
Text
big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
152K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry using this account for privacy again. feeling. pretty bad about my outlook for art fight this year. I love the event dearly but, I'm... really not getting better. and I don't want to get gifts when I can only really make garbage in return. but I don't want to not participate at all, because it's like, the one thing I have to look forward to each year, and I really do love it. I don't know. I'm just really struggling with being so stagnant and useless.
#and lonely. haha. anyways#physically I'm getting healthier but it doesnt fix anything. and mentally im in the same place with even more awareness#that im taking so much to recover and its not helping anyone to do it. i cant give anything back. i cant even help#i can just screw it up. and waste it.#whatever.#sorry.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry had an appointment. but like idk I just don't think anyone needs to know the specifics of my identity in the way that I used to. not interested in finding a community based solely on that, I've got the confidence now that I didn't before. but it's either disclose it to some extent or just get called queer and I like that even less
with every year that passes I just feel more like the you don't know my alphabet tweet
#glad there is a queer community wish it wasnt assumed that i include myself in it#its annoying though. even at appointments where i do feel comfortable saying im trans at all i still have to like#roleplay the binary trans experience#because if i say i literally dont care about pronouns it becomes a ten minute detour to assure whoever the fuck#that yes when i say things i mean them and yes i know other people are different and no im not asking you to get it#just pick a pronoun and go rather than quizzing me about it. youre being less supportive do you know this#ugh
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
with every year that passes I just feel more like the you don't know my alphabet tweet
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
something i genuinely love about making kink art for people is there's an honesty about them. like someone contacting me to say "can you draw my fursona being pampered and fattened by toriel from undertale" and i say "yeah gimmie like a week to get a wip ready." like its so mundane. but think for a moment that person is confiding with me a deep fantasy they have. something they might not tell a lot of other people about. definitely not family or coworkers or non-furry friends. but they're coming to me, fully exposed. their soul laid bare. naked. about something they feel deep within. and for me it is tuesday. i dunno i feel like i live in a world where a lot of creative works have to focus more and more on keeping up appearances. Marketing themselves, being advertiser friendly, obeying whatever trend or algorithm demands it. A lot of it feels disconnected from people. So having someone come to me personally and request: "draw the avatar of myself being loved exactly the way i want to be loved" or "draw this person who represents my ideal partner" or "draw me loving my body" or hell even "draw me being a nasty bitch" it's honest. it's brave. it's intimate and trusting. i think its beautiful. Hell yeah i'll draw it. Your dream deserves to be given life and i really hope i succeed.
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked
60K notes
·
View notes
Text

190K notes
·
View notes