dragoncapitalist69420

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how bad can i possibly

Being bad with capitalism is unfortunately a very hard thing to do but so many do it, my dear snekatiemainy! I’m sure if you want to be an evil, no good, rotten sourpuss of a billionaire you could be the CEO of a health insurance company, but look where that got him! 6 feet under!

Remember Capitalists! If you do enough evil, no good, rotten sourpuss-adjacent things, the people will (and should) rise up! Great Grandpa Bloodmoney believes the key to success is to keep those below you content and happy.

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Wow! A great tip for the crafty capitalist everywhere!

huge thanks to flight rising for offering the common user monetization opportunities like this!! i can't wait to see the earnings come in 😍

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rate my tiara

It could use more diamonds but I do adore the shininess and intricate patternage, yes yes! 8.5/10, I would sell this for 1200g

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Even as he aged, my Great Grandpa was always sure to exercise! I remember watching him swim every morning!

Remember folks, if you want to live a long and healthy lifestyle just like my Great Grandpa Bloodmoney, be sure to be active! Eat healthy! And buy his book for 59.99, for every tip and trick for your capitalistic needs, wants, and fitness goals!

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Such a joy to see another strong minded money maker around!

Me and my wondrous treasure piles #livingmybestlife #youwishyouwereme yes yes!

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Wow! You’ve captured Great Grandpa’s likeness so perfectly! I swear I’ve seen him make that face when he’s closed a big deal!

Another one for the halls of my manor!

Someone needs to edit great grandpa bloodmoney's head onto the stonks meme.

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as a fellow Dragon Capitalist i want to know your thoughts on how the supply of dragons impacts the demand for [WALKS DIRECTLY INTO AN ELECTRIC FENCE AND DIES]

Oh dear! Not on capitalism’s watch, you don’t! Not to worry dear Hedorah, the doctors who were in charge of my Great Grandpa Bloodmoney’s many heart transplants are on call for this very reason!!

Never fear, you’ll be back on your feet in no time! Millionaires never let the sweet embrace of death take them without a fight!

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g grandpa bloodmoney ❤️ the greatest capitalist in all of dragon history

Holy smokes Silly-Filly! You’ve done Great Grandpa so proud! I gotta get this framed and hung ASAP!

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Bucko you were beaten to the punch by about a decade. There is already a group of 12 users that does market manipulation on the AH. The primary and most noticeable target has been the first year sprites. They have millions of gems in combination, they put bounties on items so if they are broke, others in the group will buy that target item to sell to the user cornering that market. It's been running for years.

Nothing new under the sun. You're just late to a game that's long been fixed against the average player.

Wow! And they don’t want to join MY trade guild? I’ll have you know “Bloodmoney” used to be a household name! A decade too late? They’re about 100 years too late for my family!

This pathetic new age wealth doesn’t know their place! Even if they wanted in my guild, I wouldn’t let them! So there! 😤

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Someone needs to edit great grandpa bloodmoney's head onto the stonks meme.

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grandpa bloodmoney is so cool, i can believe your mom yelled at you for sharing him?? do you think you'll make copies of his portrait to sell? i'd be interested 👀

While I am well versed in the wonders of economics and commerce, I unfortunately have 0 art skills to call my own! It’s hard enough to type with these claws of mine, I can’t imagine drawing!

Though, I suppose I could bring Great Grandpa’s portrait somewhere and perhaps get a professional to scan it in digitally and offer it to the masses via an exclusive deal! Maybe with 5 dollars extra when you buy Great Grandpa’s book, you’ll get a beautiful headshot of Great Grandpa Bloodmoney himself!

I like how you think, Capitalist Dinercat!

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may i draw a portrait of grandpa bloodmoney? 🎀❤️

Oh boy! There could never be too many portraits of Great Grandpa lining the halls of my manor! I would love and welcome any and all art!!

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Capitalist Greetings to you all!

You guys all seem to love seeing my Great Grandpa Bloodmoney! I went digging again in Mumsy’s closet (don’t tell her 🤫) and found some more older pictures!

This is Great Grandpa Bloodmoney after his sixth heart transplant! He had a long and fulfilling life, thanks to the grand wonders of capitalism! You might notice lil ol’ me in the corner! This was taken back when I was just a hatchling!

And remember, if YOU want to live a long and prosperous life like G. Grandpa, be sure to buy his book that details every tip and trick you could possibly imagine! Now 49.99 due to high demand!

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Is this real are you real

Of course I’m real! I’m as real as any other capitalist!

Though, don’t ask me to show my face or scales, I’m trying to keep my online presence low! Mumsy got awfully sore about me showing off that picture of Great Grandpa Bloodmoney!

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Happy Capitalism, everyone!

I wanted to take the time to share a picture of the dragon who started it all, my great Grandpa Bloodmoney! Here he is posing in front of his commissioned portrait right before he got chosen to be exalted to serve our grand Deity! Doesn’t he look swell?

For some reason, the family doesn’t talk about G. Grandpa very much, even though he’s the reason we have our vast fortune! In fact, I had to dig out his portrait from the trash, mumsy-dearest was going to throw this picture and his portrait away! But don’t worry, I rescued it and it’s safe and sound with me!

In the trash, I also found G. Grandpa’s diary of handwritten notes on how to make sweet dragon cash! For just 29.99, the secret of dragon economics can be yours! I was giving these tips away for free, as you can see from my last post in where I tried to find comrades in capitalism, but so many folks were interested, I just had to start charging to weed out the ones who truly weren’t ready to get their heads in the game! Only the best for the future of Flight Rising’s #1 Trading Guild!

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Hi flight rising community! You may have seen my post on Reddit, and if so, how do you do!

I am looking for business partners and/or fellow capitalists who look to form a trade guild on flight rising to control and manipulate the auction house market.

I aim to make this community of players anonymous for those who wish it to avoid community backlash. Call me a coward, but it is what it is! Please, inbox me or reply to this post if you’re interested!

Let’s talk plans, plots, schemes, and tell me of your personal triumphs in manipulating the market! I know I can’t be the only one!