dragoncrocs

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i'm madly in love with you

Get real

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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

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I like this witch cat finding game, very cute. However I think it would be improved if it was instead about a detective with a severe substance addiction who is supposed to somehow solve a murder

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Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

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The authors thinly veiled transmisogyny that everyone keeps trying to say is actually awesome genderfuckery for some reason

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whenever i watch these doomed-to-ruin mentor/mentee movies about obsession and ambition i'm always like man i bet it feels good as fuck to be a terrifying authority figure's chosen protege this guy must've been bricked tf up the entire time shame about the ruin though

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guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

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My mom sent me photos of my great-great grandmother. I asked “wasn’t this when women were only allowed to wear dresses?” And my mom said “she did whatever she wanted to do. She was wild”

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know

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Marcille

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in a few years, we'll probably be discussing how gfm and paypal are stealing from a population that is already suffering from a genocide.

ive seen so many gazans who've had their fundraisers shut down for no apparent reason. all of them were depending on that fundraiser to afford necessities. how does one afford to buy basic necessities (that are scarce and expensive) when their singular source of money has been unjustly closed?

my friend suad is a mother of a little baby boy, khaled. her son was born in the current genocide and has known nothing but the sound of bombing. he has respiratory issues. suad's gfm was unjustly shut down. she's moved to chuffed to ensure that she can raise money to ensure her child's well being.

it would mean a lot to me if you guys could donate to her and her baby. her fundraiser has been verified (#279).

please donate here

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the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

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scrambled egg