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That old man got to be stopped

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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?????? rich people are losing it

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I need to watch this video every day or I get sick

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Absolutely not a new observation but i love that the toki pona word for animal, "soweli," is written like this

fuck man that sure is

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In the club

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My contribution to the triangle factory meme

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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Oops I dropped my updated drive of DnD resources that I'd NEVER put the 2024 Player's Handbook on, or any other materials.

That would be so reckless of me. Who would leave 100+ DnD materials just laying around?

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