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T-minus 274 days until W-day

I can’t believe how quick this whole wedding thing is approaching and I’m excited but bricking it.

Last night I had a dream that it was my wedding day and I was in this mermaid lace dress, and we were at a kids soft play area. I was hating on the dress and my two year old nephew dropped a glass and another kid picked up one of the pieces, blood everywhere so naturally my dress obsessed self rugby ball kicked this kid away from me. Isn’t it a bit early for wedding nightmares especially ones of me drop kicking toddlers. 

I also bought my wedding shoes and handbag. no regrets but slightly sad I’ve ditched my converse idea. 

Disclaimer: I have never drop kicked a child in real life so please don’t report me to social services, worst I’ve done is steal their chocolate. 

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Thing that are not okay to ever say to me.

Since getting engaged I’ve noticed it’s now open season on my womb, relationship, body and age. In the year that I’ve been engaged I’ve had the following list said to me and it’s at the point where I will go Godzilla on your ass because it really pisses me off.

1. You’ll be having kids as soon as you’re married. No. Just no. Reasons why this angers me....We have discussed this and the plan for kids is way off for us as a couple. Everyone runs on their own timeline some have kids before they get married, some as soon as or never. All these are great if its what you want but stop telling me that I’ll be spawning mini me’s as soon as I get back from my honeymoon! Another reason why this is the single most irritating thing to be asked is that my partner hasn’t once been asked this or had it mentioned to him. Lucky boy. So concentrate on your own lives and stop focusing on my reproductive organs.

2. Oh my god you’re too young! Yes I’m aware of my age, I will be 23 when I say the big I do. Yet again with the whole everyone has a timeline that’s right for them. I do not want to be explaining why or how much I love my human to you just because you think I’m too young to get married. I’m getting married not becoming a nun, oddly enough I can still do everything I want to do in my life even with a marriage certificate, this means I will have my best friend by my side for the rest of my life just like it’s been for the past three years. Nobody freaked this much when we moved in together.

3. Bet you won’t even marry him- said by some fucking moron. This is self explanatory. Don’t you dare comment on my relationship when you are a stranger to me and you haven’t met him. 

4. Aren’t you meant to be on a diet? Yes,no, maybe? Until I got engaged nobody mentioned my weight or watched what I ate, so what gives you the right to now? Suddenly every time I put a bit of carrot cake into my mouth someone will mention the mysterious wedding diet. News Flash guys I’m a size 8 saying I need to lose weight could be harmful, I also am comfortable with myself but I would like to tone up...not for the wedding just because I want to. My human thinks I’m perfect so fuck you, if I want to eat chicken nuggets I will. 

I can’t remember anymore right now but I feel better after ranting about this shit...