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that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

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brands usually try to choose transliterated names that have nice poetic connotations, like Google (谷歌/guge/"valley song"), but not all brands will bother to come up with a transliteration, so they get auto-assigned one by The Public, which doesn't care about PR and also has a sense of humor, and thus the official unofficial names include:

Trader Joe's - 缺德舅/quede jiu/"rotten uncle"

Whole Foods - 猴父子/hou fuzi/"monkey father and son"

Costco - 抠死抠/kousikou/"stingy as hell"

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do not let up the pressure

https://yellat.money/

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you know that copy editor had an orgasm writing this one

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I've been revisiting the xmen movies lately like the old ones from the 2000s and as an adult who knows a little bit about filmmaking it's so funny to me all the visual choices they made in order to make magneto look scarier while saying things that are just objectively true

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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga

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“That picture on the wall you’re scared of looks just like you . . . I’ve never seen brown eyes look so blue”

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Maybe if jfk had a goat in his car he would have lived

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its raining

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In case you're wondering what raising a kid in a polyamorous family looks like, our kid just has. Zero concept of monogamy. Like we've explained it to her many times but she just like. Forgets it's a thing and the assumed cultural norm. We're showing her Lord of the a Rings and she was very confused when Aragon rejected Eowyn.

"Wait, I thought they liked each other??"

"She likes him but he's already with Arwen."

"So?? He could just be with both??"

Anyway enjoy this meme I found about it

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Raven Steals the Sun a glass collaboration sculpture by Tlingit artist Preston Singletary and David Franklin.

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake