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3ND CLOS3D C4PT1ON1NG NOW

croc clout (cc) is a real thing that’s tearing apart our families.

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CROCS 4R3 CLOUT 4ND 1 4M NOT JUST S4Y1NG TH1S FOR TH3 GOOD 

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clout ii2 good and iim not ju2t 2ayiing thii2 for croc2.

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N4Y

crocs are overrated.

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2trick‌:

there, i said it.

they became a meme really quick. people started wearing crocs unironically, then posting about their croc-wearing habits on their social media blogs, and then it spiraled out of control from there.

1 C4N NOT R34D TH1S POST B3C4US3 MY BR41N 1S TRY1NG TO PROT3CT MY BODY FROM D4NG3R

open your mind to the truth, naysayer!

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YOU COULD N3V3R PULL OFF TH3 D4RK GR33N N1NJ4 TURTL3 TOP 4ND L1GHT3R GR33N P4NTS LOOK 4ND YOU KNOW 1T 

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CROCS ARE GOOD AND IM NOT SAYING THIS FOR CLOUT

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1 C4N NOT R34D TH1S POST B3C4US3 MY BR41N 1S TRY1NG TO PROT3CT MY BODY FROM D4NG3R

crocs are overrated.

there, i said it.

they became a meme really quick. people started wearing crocs unironically, then posting about their croc-wearing habits on their social media blogs, and then it spiraled out of control from there.

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1 KNOW 4TT4CK1NG SOM3ON3S F4SH1ON CHO1C3S 1S 4LW4YS 4 LOW BLOW B3C4US3 OF HOW F4SH1ON4BL3 1 4M

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1 H4V3 B33N TRY1NG TO UND3RST4ND TH1S M3SS4G3 FOR OV3R 4 W33K 4ND H4V3 CONCLUD3D TH4T 1 JUST N3V3R W1LL

YOU 4R3 SO MUCH W1S3R TH4N 1 COULD 3V3R HOP3 TO B3 4ND TH1S 1NFORM4T1ON 3X1STS ON F1FTY PL4N3S OF LOG1C H1GH3R TH4N 1 COULD 3V3R 3NV1S1ON 3V3N 4S 4 GOD OF KNOWL3DG3

TH3 GR34TN3SS OF TH1S T4SK SURP4SS3S MY 4B1L1TY TO COMPR3H3ND

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OH SH1T OH SH1T OK4Y 1 4M ON TH3 JOB >:0

WH4T 4R3 TH3S3 P13C3S 4ND WH3R3 M4Y3ST 1 COLL3CT TH3M OH W1S3 T4SK G1V3R

What Am I Psychic

This Is Your Task To Complete I Am Busy Trying To Make A Concert Go Kart Hybrid Event Get Your Head In The Game Here We Cant Ask Questions

Now Ask Yourself This Question

What Would Vantas Do

Then Ask Yourself Another Question

Why Did I Just Ask Myself That Question

Now Go

Go And Be Free

Within Three Hours

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me, whenever someone is mean to me for wearing crocs: you just dont know fashion

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iF YOU SEE ME WEARING SOMETHING THAT YOU THINK IS WEIRD,,, jUST REMEMBER, iT’S CALLED FASHION AND YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP,

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OH SH1T OH SH1T OK4Y 1 4M ON TH3 JOB >:0

WH4T 4R3 TH3S3 P13C3S 4ND WH3R3 M4Y3ST 1 COLL3CT TH3M OH W1S3 T4SK G1V3R

dragontails liked your post:I See I Have Drifted Into A Venue Where People…

You Strike Me As The Xylophone Type

So What I Am Going To Need You To Do Is Gather The Pieces Necessary To Construct An Electric Xylophone And No You Cannot Just Buy One We Need To Get You A Xylophone And Run An Electric Charge Through That Puppy So That Every Key Cracks As If It Were Thunder And Very Much Also As If They Were Your Bones Being Hammered With An Electric Shock

Metaphorically Speaking

And Also Not

Death Is Not Out Of The Question But When We Ride Out On Stage Together Our Affections Will Be Bare To The World And The Audiences Will Scream In Terror And Bemusement As We Hammer Off Into The Night With Me On Backup Vocals Also I Might Not Be On Stage At All Wild Right

You Have Three Hours

Go

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MY 1CON 1S ST1LL FROM H4LLOW33N BUT 1 4M K33P1NG 1T TH1S W4Y FOR3V3R B3C4US3 1T 1S SO FUNNY

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1 C4MP3D OUT OV3R TH3 D4Y H3R3 1N ORD3R TO B3 TH3 V3RY F1RST ON3 TO T4K3 YOU DOWN

tHEY SAY THAT WHEN YOU GET FAMOUS, tHE HATERS WILL LINE UP TO TRY AND TAKE YOU DOWN,,, i FINALLY KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN,,

i ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO IGNORE ANYONE WHO SAYS ANYTHING, uHH, bAD OR OTHERWISE MEAN ABOUT ME, bECAUSE THEY ARE WRONG AND THEY JUST WANT TO TEAR ME DOWN FROM MY VERY COOL, aND INTERESTING PERSONALITY THRONE, wHICH i AM SITTING ON RIGHT NOW,

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1 US3 MY 4SC3ND4NT POW3RS SOL3LY TO KNOW WH3N T4VROS 1S 4FOOT 4ND TH3N TO THW4RT H1M 1N H1S D4ST4RDLY 4MB1T1ONS

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BRO