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Anemone runs from starfish

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just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

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If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

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u ever look so good that u know ur making ppl feel uncomfortable?

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just looked up my symptoms on webmd turns out i just need someone to kiss give me one good honest kiss and i’ll be alright

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i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

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I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

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Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

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someone: you're pretentious

me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?

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Who needs sleep when I can just mindlessly alternate between different social media’s for 14 hours straight? :)

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Dear girls

If your boyfriend doesn’t treat you right don’t waste your time. Someone else will! And by someone else I mean me.

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