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I remember I made this around 2010 for a project in uni to make a video to describe something you'd teach in a class. Of course my cringy ass took this route.
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#wed sit as a group of girls in our year#but the table only had so many chairs and i was the one left out sometimes#so i started sitting with others after a full year of that and feeling awful#last year of hs id sit with the foreign exchange students and we always had a good time :)#but that first year SUCKED
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Hahahahahaha I'm still here I may be cringe but I am freeeeeeeee
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“What sausage you want bro”
I am a billion percent sure someone made this joke already
#was not ready for this coming across my feed#life imitating art lol#i can literally hear this picture it asks me “Jaki sos?”
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are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
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lmaooooo apparently jkr has deleted 27 tweets and hasn’t tweeted in 2 weeks since Imane filed the lawsuit
“I wIlL nOt bE SiLenCeD!!!1” until your wealth is at risk, eh joanne?
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#when they said youd never leave this fandom they werent kidding#hetalia brainrot in 2024 whod have thought
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Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
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#i remember this retelling of frakenstein on Nickelodeon#except the characters were the weird thing you do when you use your chin as the body and the mouth as normal#and i just remember this scaring me so bad i couldn't turn it off i just cried and screamed
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#from the ones listed coffee#banana or bubblegum though#you dont have your midwest flavours like blue moon or superman#cotton candy is great too#as is pear
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I want to know how "dumb hat" is more of a burn than "wank clown" or "dip goblin". Or how all of those are trounced by being called a "dirt lord".

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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024
#got to check the silliest clown list as well#because god gives gives his funniest battles to his silliest clowns#wait...do i want to be a silliest clown tho because i do comedy#conundrum
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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