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I'm sorry, WTF is happening here?

Punisher's got a dude, whatever.

He then goes to his freezer, and removes an unseen object.

He takes the object to his work bench, where he gets a blowtorch.

He uses the blowtorch on the item, which appears to be an orange popsicle. Perhaps it is glowing orange? Because the popsicle was exposed to the blowtorch? Why was it in the freezer? Is that supposed to be a furnace? Why is it posicle shaped? That's super weird.

Anyway, the popsicle is super hot and blah blah "Punisher wants us to excuse violence by positing situations in which violence is the only option tried."

Punisher: War Zone #1 - "Only The Dead Know Brooklyn" (1992)

written by Chuck Dixon art by John Romita, jr., Klaus Janson, & Gregory Wright

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I call this, "I just fucked my hand."

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DID I JUST LOSE 50% HEALTH FOR THE REASON I THINK I DID???

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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<The most baffling nonsense rules ever.> Clerk: That's it, in a nutshell.

Me: I'm not going to get baffled anymore! Game: This is a telephone dating simulation minigame, but with the mechanics of a shooting game. Aim well to have your character say all the right things, keep the conversation going, and to convince the girl on the other end to go on a date with you.

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Me: I'm not going to get baffled anymore! Game: This is a telephone dating simulation minigame, but with the mechanics of a shooting game. Aim well to have your character say all the right things, keep the conversation going, and to convince the girl on the other end to go on a date with you.

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My nephews got a hamster for their very first pet and they named him CHEESY PANCHO But generally we call him Cheese. So I spent some time doodling hamsters.

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Ok. I know this sounds dumb as hell, but I guess I'm fr-acquaintances with that guy who's in love with that idol this girl looks like. Which means I am even further removed from this current situation, but he's got some knowledge about me that I'd prefer he not share, so that makes his dumb ass problems my problems. And you know what? Ignore all of that. I'm just a guy who isn't going to let you be a piece of shit on the city streets.

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lets scream with mama

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Oh, I am 100% posting this without context.

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google it

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It's good that I'm a scientist, and not a businessman, because I'm failing all of Kiryu's business tests.

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

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I see that Strangely Lustrous Man answers the question I had earlier: does Kiryu get his own pervert, separate from Majima's?

Yes. Yes he does. Now, can I double dip with my card collection?

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Yakuza 0 is a game where you should put together a spreadsheet to track which porn you've watched, and which porn cards you've collected.

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Laurel-wreathed head of Zeus on a gold stater from the Greek city of Lampsacus, c 360–340 BCE.