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my cat fursona named Saelehm (Salem)

(HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🐱

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fascinating population i just discovered: europeans (who generally think americans are backwards savages fot not having free healthcare) who get unreasonably condescensing and abrasive against americans who feel "entitled" to free water at restaurants.

like yeah as people pointed out, you can bring water or find water fountains. and tap water is free on request, but like, that's the norm for us. take the L ok, we're actually right here. free water should be the default.

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i thought to myself “what if silco’s waistcoat was a corset?” then blacked out and woke up to this :)

heres both of it in one image

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professor silco AU~

(writing nonsense aus keeps me sane)

political science/history (if history his doctoral thesis would be about working class history)

that one professor most students hate

but still would be fair to them

his students know that if you ask him about classism he would rant for good 20 minutes and would use that for their advantage sometime

probably was a radical leftist in his youth and did some activism

MIGHT have dealt drugs to pay off his degree

drinks while grading papers

his black and orange eye is a prosthesis

if you want to do your master thesis under him (almost nobody does that) he would be so fucking annoying when pointing every single mistake but the thesis would be good

needs reading glasses sometimes

has few copies of communist fanifesto (he collects the oldest and the prettiest ones)

drinks the most disgusting gut wrenching coffee known to mankind

*that one photo of whole jar of instant coffee with water poured inside*

if you want to enter some competition/olympics in his field he would fag you out but you would win this shit

no stupid questions.

probably hates every member of his academic departament

if you came to final exam in sweats he would fucking kill you

but if you come to his normal classes dressed weird he wouldn't care

covered smoke detector in his office with plastic bags and tape like a teenager smoking weed

every uni employee knows that he smokes in his office but is too scared of him to tell him off

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omg what if georgie barker was pan?? no it'd be so funny because she's a pansexual who doesn't feel ANY fear and she was living with jon, an ace person who experienced EVERY fear, and they were living in the same flat for awhile haha it almost sounds like it would make a good sitcom and it could be called All or hello Jon apologies for the deception but I just wanted to make sure you were reading

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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i was lying. THIS is the (now-belated) birthday girl 😍😍

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Eyes slightly open

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE BEST DARK MAGE IN XADIA…

Claudia!!!

I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!

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Oliver banks ily

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ok but the AUDACITY of gwi-ma to make fun of jinu's demon boy band idea when his previous plan was just to send some demons in disguise on the huntrix private jet

like bro you've been fighting these hunter baddies for literal centuries and that's the best you can come up with?!?!?!

no wonder the underworld was in shambles, their leader sucks ass

the demons all should've unionized and gone on strike and staged a coup tbh

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quite fond of having fully functional lungs

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my fave tiktok diet fad videos are the ones like "you could eat 100 calories of a cake or get much more on your plate with 100 calories of raw pumpkin puree". woooooah man that's such a hard choice, i'm always craving cold slop from a can

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The year is 2008 these are your song options for your pathetic fucked up meow meow men AMVs

I’m too sexy - right said fred

gay or european - legally blonde

sexy back - justin timberlake

bad boy - cascada

flawed design - stabilo

monster - skillet

when you’re evil - aurelio voltaire

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character