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i think they should give everyone one free mri. just so we can see what the fuck is up with our brains
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It really crystallized for me today that most goyische zionists probably think the Jewish diaspora formed as a result of the Islamic conquests
#they hadnt been speaking hebrew in everyday life for centuries. before the romans! jesus spoke aramaic#evangelicals are such morons it makes me fucking angry as hell
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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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I bet getting crossed off a to do list feels good as fuck for a task
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My secret is that my wife was in an extremely bad period in her life when she entered into a contest for knitting supplies. She loved knitting as a teenager and wanted to get back into it as an adult, but felt like we couldn't afford it. She wouldn't buy anything, and wouldn't let me get anything for her because it would be "a waste of money." So when she got an email from a knitting newsletter she followed talking about the contest, she entered and won third place - a little basic kit that got her excited to start and started pulling her out of her dark place.
This is when you go "aha. You cheeky devil. Did you cheat slmehow? Is that your secret?" But no. My secret is, I faked it all. I created a fake knitting blog, and sent it to her as "something I found." I ran it for a few months talking about made up craft projects with photos off the internet and things. Then I faked the contest, sold some of my possessions to buy the "prize" and let her win. Six months later I stopped posting and she didn't even notice. She still talks about that prize she won as turning her life around, and she'll never know I invented the whole thing.
Now this is some real lover shit!!!
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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it
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#this felt oddly inspirational to me until i read the notes and apparently he was being gangstalked#which is something i've only ever heard in the context of a fake thing that paranoid schizophrenics frequently worry about#i can totally believe there's a reviewbrah stalker and even multiple#but im gonna look up if there was actually like. a real thing that happened
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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
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