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MEET THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF FUNSIZED FRAMES BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Hustle-versation is a series that illuminates the journey of labour, breaking every clog and shooting for the stars, told by various individuals. In the second episode, I had a chat with an online vendor who cuts across being a patron of The F.B.O.C and also, a visionary content writer. Welcome on board Tobi. The…

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iCOMPOSE

Iyawo Wa /Our Wife / BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola I hear a lot of compliments, That’s from the significanct scent I leave behind, Face exhibiting undeniable radiance, Body all carved astonishing, Chin up for the grand prize, It’s been so from the days of old, Except for the stench from “our wife” Somewhere on the continent is Kingpin of the crew, I’m a fruitful search away, After a mind…

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iWRITE

BASED ON TRUE STORY SEEING IS BELIEVING BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Kudi lived on the top floor of a building, It housed the average people in our close, She enjoyed to wash clothes on Saturdays, Would gather a few buckets and bend over, The location was a public space, Anyone could pass by and see everything, Her breast was always in display from oversized tops, Perky lumps and the nipples…

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One Foot, Then Another

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iCOMPOSE

One foot, Then another BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Tick tock says the clock, What you have to do, do quick, That’s the chorus their motivation sings, They keep on at it and the lyrics never halts, First step to success is identifying a goal, No one becomes great by fueling distraction, Your whole life’s planned or you don’t make it, Sit with the Honors or drive them to Galas, Birth brings you…

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iINTERVIEW

TENANTS LEAGUE : 5 PEOPLE SHARE THEIR EXPERIENCE WITH HOUSE OWNERS BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Joining the league of tenants sometimes seem like a thing  you don’t only have to be financially prepared for but also, psyched too. You have things to watch out for asides the rent, an antsy house owner or agent, running water, electricity… You don’t want to pay rent and begin to worry about peace…

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iWRITE

MARCH INTO THE FIRST BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola You’re somebody, don’t think you’re nothing,Be courageous,Be strong and hardworking,The world is waiting for you,It waited for Shakespeare,And he gave it in the gift of literature,Don’t be a spectator or a passenger,Go out and do your best,You have something great that the world needs Momma! She loved that piece like her own child, it was…

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iSTYLE

HATS MATCHING FITS BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Hats complement your outfit… NOTED!But it doesn’t end there. Hats can determine what you wear Hats can make you stand outHats are not just headwears, they are significant headwears. In an endeavour to display some of the hats trending, the outfits matched with them by these style icons are on the spotlight for you to view. The looks are therefore…

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iWRITE

THE MOST ECCENTRIC AWARD GOES TO… BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola You ever got yourself an award in secondary school? It’s my pleasure to announce to y’all that I did. So once upon a time… And the most eccentric award goes to… There I was seated in the school hall, the nominees had been called and I was prepared to just fly up to get what was mine… It was a kinda confidence I hope to always…

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iENTERTAIN

VIBES IN TREND BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola It’s not just the rhythm that lifts. I appreciate how relatable and consoling the lyrics can be Lyrics on the go: (Beat playing) Good day in my mind, safe to take a step outGet some air now, let your edge outToo soon, I spoke, you be heavy in my mindCan you get the heck out?I need rest now, got me bummed outYou so, you so, you, baby, baby, babeI’ve…

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iCOMPOSE

TOMORROW… BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Tomorrow, Such fine, novel word, A wonder it must be among its peers, Many look upon it with so much expectations, Not to neglect those who count on it as a miracle worker, How on earth do you describe such bravery?For an orphan that knows nothing of its own maker, Yet has to tender best from what its siblings deliver, Take a look at yesterday, The…

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iWRITE

WORTH BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Normally, I don’t do this. I just go straight to the write up but I took a detour and decided to bring with me words corresponding with worth. Assets, Fortune, Riches, Wealth, Substance, Merit, Excellence. Hmm! I needed that sigh There are times you need to learn the hard way how to place value on what you’ve got and what you do, even you as a…

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iINTERVIEW

MEET THE FOUNDER OF IYA TOBI STATIONERIES BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola There’s profoundly one thing you can never get wrong about the city of Lagos in Nigeria, It’s the hustle that bustles. Am I making sense yet? See ehn, Lagos is truly a beautiful city but every city has its elite and the masses. No matter the category, everyone is a hustler either way. And If I was to categorise the…

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ANGRY SHOES BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Angry shoes, Not that they ever fit but of course, they do save the day, Sometimes, it’s the only thing you need to complement that outfit, And maybe not, I’m not here for the shoes though, The pair is weak but not as much as the owner, 8 to 5, Be up before the cock, Get a good fit, no shuffling behind the boss, Articulacy is number one, no one cares…

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iSTYLE

SHOOTING INTO THE STARS WHO SLAYED 2020 Fashion is more than a word. It’s bigger, amazing and magnificent than what seven letters can express. It’s a decision to transmit light into the world. It’s a journey to walk on carpets of colors. It’s a lifestyle that advocates beauty, joy and peculiarity. Fashion is many things but definitely not boring. Because it’s Thursday and throwback is a…

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iWRITE

CHRISTMAS HOW IT STARTED VS HOW IT’S GOING BY: Tobiloba Funsized Adeola Christmas is a season of love, giving, sharing and reuniting. It is also a time to get new things in large quantity and there’s grace to participate in end of the year sales and promo. GET new clothes, socks, giftsBUY two pair of shoes, get one free But we cannot disregard that there used to be a past and present version…

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THINKING ABOUT YOUR THINKING (EP1) BY : Tobiloba Funsized Adeola I’ve always had an annoying way of being defensive when someone doesn’t approve of my knowledge or opinion about something. (my bad) I literally end whatever discussion was going on because it most likely won’t go my way. Initially, I just thought it was my personality and since human isn’t without flaws, I believed people have…