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there’s a captain america detention??? video??? in the spiderman trailer???? this is an alternate universe where getting detention involves watching a motivational celebrity film about not getting detention???? has high school changed that much since i attended that hellscape in 19(fuckity-six) or is this pure, ludicrous invention????
detention is a room of quiet suffering, not a theatre. my God! if getting detention involved watching steve rogers lecture me in tights i would get detention every day! i’d live in detention!!! i’d flip a teacher off at 8:29 every morning just to make sure!!!!! and then i’d spend all of detention with my hands down my shorts, have y'all SEEN steve rogers he ain’t exactly punishment material
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Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat
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everytime someone brings up Al from Toy Story 2 i can’t imagine his like, twitter or tumblr description like, not being
“Cis White Male, Straight, Deal with it Snowflakes, i don’t care if i trigger you” followed by a list of his waifus
look at this fucker, you can feel the grease on this render, this man fucking has 20 body pillows of Jessie from Woody’s round up and has his twitter icon as the anime girl of the month, this guy’s a fucking gamergater and you all know it, fuck Al from Toy Story 2
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