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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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i need to gnaw on a tree and a bone and rocks from a river and pebbles from a lake and bullets and flesh and bones and flesh and bones

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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

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I don’t care if he’s my comfort character. I’m pushing him down the stairs.

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the world needs more dorks!! dweebs!! doofuses!! BE the goober you want to see in the world!!

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need to say one more thing about secretary (2002). the scene where maggie gyllenhaal sends james spader a worm in an envelope and he gets so horny about it that he has to go do sit ups is the best scene in a movie ever

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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the creature that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.

Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.

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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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the girl you just accused of "not having any hobbies" has actually been getting really into laying alone in the dark and obsessively ruminating on her abjection past and present lately

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This is so fucking funny

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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.