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love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

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people just don't say rack city bitch rack rack city bitch like they used to

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me when talk to friends

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you have a disgusting "true love" fetish

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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame

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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency

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If you could unwatch a psych episode which one would it be? (Reason being its so good you want to reenjoy or it's so bad you wish you'd never watched it)

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austin powers was so fucked for doing this

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Real

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comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted