this isn’t real life call me brosephine :,) waiting on my saturn to return years old. posting 18+ content. blogging bout death note, hazbin hotel, iwtv, dungeon meshi, atla, and tma. im also extremely hot but it’s not important to my narrative so you won’t really get to see within the canon of this blog.
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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what's with all these gay men falling off from great heights
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The difference between my prodigal son and I is that he Needs to interfere in order to make every situation about him. Whereas I am already enmeshed in all things naturally
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes
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that guy from that show sure has done a number on me
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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Saying this right fucking now.
I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.
That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.
If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.
Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.
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I'm getting my friends into death note
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