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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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The Grotto of the Nymphs, from Pierre Louÿs’ The Songs of Bilitis by Willy Pogany (1926)

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self proclaimed schizoposter nervously typing '911' into their phone and hovering their thumb above the 'call' key as they hawkishly watch a disheveled guy at a bus stop make repetitive movements and ramble to himself

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has anyone done this yet

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shower beer but its a coke zero instead

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My love,, my life,, our lady of rot and ruin,, May You Never Be Alone

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sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

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Blitz saying "relationships are boring"

and then Stolas going "why are you here then?"

Like yeah Blitz, why are you there? To try to get back together with Stolas? You don't want a relationship with him though, so why are you there?

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noticed something today

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So there was a pogrom against jewish people in Los Angeles yesterday. Dont know what else to say except that anyone who bothers to listen to jewish people saw this coming a long way away

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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