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This is the 3rd most Californian thing I have ever seen behind redwood trees and animal style fries

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God dammit shy

my kids:how did you meet mom?

me:well you see…i thirst followed her on tumblr

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my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

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If you cant pick up every single thing you own and walk down the street then you arent poor enough to complain to me about money

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Uhhhhhhh caffeine and weed are drugs too

....shut the Fuck up

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Me: *opens oven to home made onion rolls*

Me:*picks off onion and eats it*

Me:"Yo who the FUCK MADE HOME MADE ONION ROLLS AND WHY?!?!"

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Bro I did a yoga twice for a total of 55 minutes today and i feel so loose and relaxed my neck actually isnt locked up for the first time in months I love this I need to get dope at yoga

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‘Will Trade Racists For Refugees’

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Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY!

Spread the word and #GetCovered.

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Responding to right-wing, white supremacist political violence with “welp, better make sure you VOTE BLUE” is a scumfuck thing to do.

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Seriously Florida every single time

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Ain’t tryin to get attached to the wrong person again

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State Champs // Dead And Gone

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it be like that