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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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The U.S. Is currently warming up for the biggest game of “would you rather?”

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i’m proud of him

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not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

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@morethananythinginfinity look, they can help around the house!!!

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What did we do to deserve dogs?

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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

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@morethananythinginfinity 😩😩😩😩😩

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*Jaws theme intensifies* (via loopdeloops)

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@morethananythinginfinity I need it. With my truck. I need it now.

Bug out with this 2014 #Chevrolet Silverado “Black Ops” Concept..

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Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

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“Fear an old man in a profession where men die young.”

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@morethananythinginfinity yes.

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War Puppies!

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What if I’m always being recorded for a 24-hour reality TV-show, just like the Truman show, and that one episode where I watched “The Truman Show” was absolutely one of my funniest episodes to my audience?

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i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up