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HAPPY NEW YEAR

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你浪费时间翻译这个

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How many times have u fallen down the stairs?

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aww grandpa fell down the stairs again :(

"Hey I got an ask here!"

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Nvm i eated it all

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riggy rabbit monkey

The what now?

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Chews on raw pasta

Want sum?

Well in that case, I'll have some.

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Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

:3

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HES ALIVE

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Where is Dan you BITCH!!! WHERE IS HE? WHERE DID MILES TAKE HIM? WHERE IS HE BITCH!!!

I have not done anything to him, and that language and attitude will not be tolerated within the Ministry of Joy.

-Doctor Kel

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HELLO MR KELMAN I CANNOT STOP SMILING HELP IT HURTS IT HURTS

Just keep smiling, it'll hurt less when you get used to it.

-Doctor Kel

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Uhhh doctah did u fall down the stairs or summut bc u haven't posted in a fat min

Not dead yet.

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:(

:)

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Help me be happy. I'll do anything.

Just ride the Smiler, belong to its marvellous 14 Inversions!

(And maybe buy the merch, we low on money)

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Since when Did I have the account info for this?

Wait, since I have the account for the Big Boss Alton, we could convert the whole park into a massive Ministry of Joy experimentation field!

You and Doccie Kelman should try becoming a comedy duo like ant and dec

@drkelman-real could we? I think we'd make a great comedy duo

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GO VOTE FOR BELGIUM

I HAVE AND YOU SHOULD AS WELL.

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I hope you have these in your lab waiting rooms

Well you should know, as you should be marmalised.

But yes, yes we do have them in our waiting rooms.