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I saw you like complex sapphic fiction and Taylor Swift and I've just gotta ask you: have you heard of Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins? It's an alternate history novel abt the 1st woman president and her secret sapphic relationship/bearded marriage with her mlm best friend and has massive Taylor Swift vibes (especially anti hero, last great American dynasty, gold rush, illicit affairs, I Did Something Bad, and champagne problems). It also has a subplot about arson at the White House and ft. An entirely queer main cast and really fleshed out characters!

I have NOT read this but it sounds INCREDIBLY up my alley and wow I will be reading as soon as possible. Thank you so so much!!!

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misty quigley creep fancam. i think she is going to eat that man

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the fact that most of you guys don't even know about misty quigley makes me want to fall to floor she's literally every tumblr girl who says she wants to study boys like a bug and put them in a pringles can and shake it she thinks she's in pretty little liars having a sexy student/teacher forbidden romance except he's gay and just straight up does not like her. she's the reason everyone in the group got high and tried to do human sacrifices and cannibalism and then when everyone got pissed at her for it she got everyone mad at jackie directly leading to her brutal death. she does not seem to feel even a little bit bad about any of those things except for when it affects her social standing. she's a killer and a girlboss but far more than either of those things she is well and truly a pathetic loser with a pet bird and no friends. she snorted coke so natalie couldn't relapse which she only knew was gonna happen because she installed hidden cameras in natalie's house. she now thinks she's in a f/f buddy cop comedy when she's literally in a horror-mystery-thriller. she destroyed the group's one chance at getting rescued just because she was useful at helping severe injuries and survival strategies and therefore became well-liked. she seems really really chill about the whole cannibalism thing but WILL judge you for smoking cigarettes. and she wears crocs. she is one of the greatest characters of all time

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THE CAST OF YELLOWJACKETS for Entertainment Weekly’s Digital Cover | March 2023

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loser princess butch

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Hey man I just know Shauna and Jackie’s numbers are not 6 and 9 respectively i know this is certainly not because they are the equal but opposite, the one without the other, the eternal contradiction of companionship, the never-let-you-go, never-know-me, always-need-you, rabbit and Hunter, separated yin and yang, symbolic magnets repelling and sticking forever

…right?

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she really does

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i have been slacking on this blog and misty would be disappointed in me 

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YELLOWJACKETS VALENTINES

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More of my Sweethearts designs except this time it’s Misty fucking Quigley 💕

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Vanentines just in time for Valentine’s Day

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#yellowjackets is a comedy

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everyone says misty is crazy like. ok. the sabotage was bad and so was the poisoning and the manipulation and the cannibalism and the elder abuse and the kidnapping but like. kinda seems like u just hate women