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When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet
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i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on
ok
NICE
hell ye!
no…….
yes?
sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS
thank you so much!
fuck!
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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
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i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn
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the crows outside my window at 3am: screaming menacingly
me, tipping my hat: gentlemen
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