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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

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Just had a pre-dream vision that walking around a shopping mall without entering any stores is called "slooting the pop"

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Online communities for games like balatro serve a very important role by assuring you that, no, you arent misunderstanding that rare item. It does just suck ass

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.

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A good thing you can do with an ulcer or other painful sore inside your mouth is to keep pressing your tongue against it to make it hurt more, or even bother it with your teeth for some reason. You can do a similar thing with bad memories!

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used my time machine to show Nietzsche fortnite and he says god is alive again

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les claypool be like

*various insectoid noises over the sickest riff you've ever heard* Big Buttercup got pants in his ants

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this time im really gonna hit it big

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meagre poped tart