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Luke isn't technically a minor. Stop demonizing adults who enjoy nsfw content of him.

Any time you have to use "technically" to justify a shitty argument, you're in the wrong.

At first, I was just going to delete and block this. But you know what. Fuck you. Fuck you and all the other adults who think this. Canonically in game he is treated as if he were a minor. I dont give a shit how old he is with actual numbers. The other characters are clearly modeled after adults, and Luke is clearly modeled after a child.

I dont care about your shitty arguments. If this is what you got out of my post that states "many adults in this Fandom are gross and sexualizing minors is bad," how about you fuck off. You are exactly the type of person who would ignore blog boundaries. Stay the hell away from me, and while you're at it, delete your tumblr and go to a sex therapist to process why you think this is okay and fix yourself.

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Lucifer & MC's relationship is so fucking funny??? It gives me heavy 'Dad and the pet he said he didn't want' vibes

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This is so fucking funny

"Mephisto's looking for you but you don't have to go if you don't want to"

"Mephisto's looking for you but feel free to keep him hanging"

"Mephisto's looking for you but I highly recommend you ghost him"

"Mephisto's looking for you but he's a real fucking douchebag and it'd make my whole fucking day if you just pretended he didn't exist. I'm letting you live in my house for free. Think about that."

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Hey, I have a request. So Mammon and MC already have an established relationship. And they convince him to take a quick visit to the human world to meet their parents. And it turns out that MCs mom is one of those GOSH DAMN WITCHES that keeps harassing Mammon and MC just never knew about it.

Thanks for the great request! I like the way you think Anon. This idea made me laugh and I am more than happy to write it for you as a short fic for our first demon. Hope its alright that I just wrote it for Mammon, however, if you would like the judgement reactions from the others feel free to let me know x

Pairing: Mammon x GN MC

Warnings: None, maybe some mild swearing

Hope you enjoy~~ ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)

Just My Luck

MC has been given permission from Lord Diavolo to go travel to the human world to visit their friends and family. MC has been in the Devildom for a while now and Diavolo noticed they've been feeling a bit homesick. Life here with the brothers was great, absolute chaos, but great nonetheless. Even so, the chance to go home to visit their loved ones isn't a chance MC would easily pass up.

This very chance gives MC an idea. MC and Mammon have been dating for a few months now, and things have been going as perfectly as they could. The two even have weekly "date nights" where they work together to scheme ways for Mammon to make some money. Now with a chance to see their family again, this is a good a time as any to introduce Mammon to their parents.

"Come on Mammon, it will be fun! Stop freaking out, my parents will love you. Just go with me!"

"No way human, and The Great Mammon ain't 'freaking out'. I'm just a busy demon, I've got plans....and things," Mammon scratches the back of his neck trying to come up with some sort of excuse. It isn't that Mammon doesn't want to meet MC's family. He is just worried, he is a demon after all, what if they don't like him? Would they try to separate MC from him? Mammon hasn't felt this happy before, the last thing he wants is to mess up and lose MC now.

"Is that right? Well, I guess I'll go alone, by myself, without anyone to keep me safe, since my Mammon is too busy for me." In saying so MC is making the saddest puppy-dog eyes they can muster, kicking at the ground with their lips in a pout.

"Damn it, alright FINE, I'll go. Only because knowing you, ya'd get into some trouble without me around to look after you," how could he say no to that face? Mammon is a simple man, and is willing to get MC anything they want when they act all cute like that.

MC looks at him with a smile on their face and hop over to give him a kiss on the cheek. Mammon sighs to himself and says, "Yeah, yeah I know, can't do anything without yours truly to keep ya company."

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After entering the door created by Barbatos, MC and Mammon now find themselves standing hand-in-hand in the bright and colorful human world. Squeezing MC's hand a little tighter Mammon gulps with eyes darting at their surroundings. MC gives him a smile and a reassuring squeeze back as they gently pull on his arm to lead him along. The walk to MC's old home is quiet and peaceful, apart from Mammon's sweaty palms, the sun is shining warmly above them and birds are happily chirping from the trees.

As MC knocks on the door, Mammon finds him taking a deep breath. What has he got to be so worried about anyway. Its just a couple humans isn't it? And he is the avatar of greed, they should be honored to meet him. However, Mammon's mental pep-talk stops abruptly as soon as the door in front of them opens to reveal MC's mother.

There is only a single thought in Mammon's head now.

"Shit."

How is this even possible? This is the witch who has been hounding him to pay her back for for years now and she just so happens to be MC's mother?! Eyes wide and mouth agape Mammon stares at the woman wordlessly in panic. Its fine, its fine, he'd never actually met in person. The deal made between them was done through a ritual years ago, maybe she won't know its him?

"Mom! I've missed you," MC runs to their mother with a happy grin, giving her a hug. Pulling away they gesture to their terror-stricken partner, "This is my boyfriend Mammon!"

Well damn, there goes the 'maybe I can get through this without her knowing who I am' plan.

"Mammon?! You mean to tell me you're the one that MC has been dating?" MC's mother's eyes widen then narrow at Mammon.

A confused MC is now looking between the two of them, "Wait you two know each other?"

MC's mother explains to them that she had made some deals with Mammon in the past that he still has yet to pay her back for. MC does their best to smooth the situation over, and eventually Mammon is let into the house.

Apparently MC was completely unaware that their mother even knew of the Devildom, let alone knew their boyfriend. MC never really said Mammon's name when speaking about him since his name is obviously that of a powerful demon. Felt as though that might be a bit difficult to explain away, but somehow they've already met in one way or another.

MC tries to ease the very obvious tension between them by telling stories of the time she spent in the Devildom. Talking about the various messes the brothers had gotten into, and most importantly to MC, they talk about the time that they have spent with Mammon. Being sure to mention that he was the first demon to care for them when they had arrived in the Devildom.

If there is only one thing that MC's mother and Mammon have in common, it is their soft spot for MC, and they joy they feel in seeing them happy.

MC's mother relaxes herself a bit, and uses the short time she has with her child to learn more about their adventures. Mammon also gets some courage to speak up with some of his own stories of the time he has shared with MC as well, being very careful to not mention anything that could manage to get him into even more trouble with the witch.

Time continues to pass and MC's mother finds herself also becoming fond of Mammon and his awkward attempts to gain some favor with her. Before the pair leave to return to the Devildom, Mammon is pulled aside by MC's mother.

"Don't worry dear, I will send him out in a moment, I just have a quick thing to ask of him," she says to MC with a much-too-sweet smile on her face. Hesitantly MC says one last goodbye and gives a small wave, stepping outside.

"L-Look I didn't know ya were MC's mom alright? I swear. I'll find a way to pay ya back, just gimme some time to get some money," Mammon spits out the words as quickly as he can as he feels nervous sweat dripping down his forehead.

"Enough. No excuses. You will pay me back and I will tell you exactly how to do so."

In hearing this Mammon gives a frightened nod and swallows down the saliva building in his throat.

"Take care of MC for me alright? It's surely dangerous in the Devildom and she obviously cares for you deeply. So to pay be back, stay by their side and keep them safe."

"I-Is that all? Er- I mean, yes ma'am! I will do my best, MC will be perfectly safe with me around them, just you watch," Mammon says puffing out his chest and giving her a nod. With that Mammon runs for the door, straight to MC's side before the witch could change her mind, and clears his throat.

"I think that went well," MC says with a laugh.

Feeling some of the weight lifted from his shoulders Mammon lets out a chuckle, "Could've been worse. It's just my luck that your mother would be one of the witches I've been avoiding for so long. Luckily for you The Great Mammon was around to smooth it over handle like it was nothin'."

MC looks at Mammon with an eyebrow raised and giggles. They lean up to give him a quick peck on his lips and wrap their arm around his as they begin to walk, "Whatever you say Mammon."

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First Kisses with the Undateables

Hello friends, it’s been a while. I’ve moved countries for uni and have had a lot going on, but I missed writing so here I am. Not really sure what you guys wanna read so feel free to send me any ideas you have. No little Luke in this one.

Diavolo:

Big boi is so touch starved. He isn’t used to giving or receiving kisses romantically since no demon would dare overstep in his presence.

He will want MC to make the first move, or at the very least will ask them if it is alright if he kisses them. Their first kiss will be in the demon lord’s castle, Diavolo invited MC over for a human world movie marathon.

His kiss is sweet and so gentle. He is a demon prince with so much power and is so worried to hurt the MC. Will treat them as though they are made of glass at first.

Very lonely, and it shows when the MC finally gives this sweet himbo a kiss for the first time and he breaks into tears. Naturally a bit shocking for the MC needless to say. MC asking if he was alright he just pulls them into a huge hug telling them just how much he adores them.

After this first kiss he becomes such a clingy little puppy of a man. He loves PDA and being the prince, no one dares to make a comment on it. So as long as MC is comfortable with it, they better be ready for lots of kisses and cuddles no matter where they are.

He has had relationships in the past, but none that he viewed as seriously as his with MC. He is worried about making mistakes, but will be fast to correct himself if he does, and just wants to be the one to make MC smile.

Barbatos:

This smoooooth butler thinks he is sly. He won’t be the one to initiate the kiss directly but will leave little hints constantly.

He’s gonna make the MC want to kiss him. Whenever MC talks to him during their weekly tea party he will stare at their lips as they speak with a little smirk.

Makes flirty comments as the time passes and gives them feather light touches whenever appropriate. Let’s be honest here, man can see into the future, he knows that the MC will kiss him.

Whenever the MC does go in to kiss him he returns the gesture happily, losing the smirk and replacing it with a genuine smile.

Being at the side of the demon prince for so long, he never had the time nor felt the need for a romantic relationship, up until MC entered his life.

The type to give small pecks on the MC’s lips in passing. See him in the halls of RAD? Smooch. He walks by you while working? Smooch. No matter how busy he is Barbatos just was MC to know that he is still thinking of them.

Simeon:

Surprisingly I think this angel would be the one to make the first move if the MC is taking too long to work up the courage.

Will ask MC to join him for a dinner date one night to their favorite restaurant. The whole date he will just stare at them as they speak with almost visible hearts in his eyes.

After walking them home he will stop MC at the door and give them a soft kiss while gently lifting their chin. Upon pulling away he will bid them goodnight with a big smile and blush dusting his cheeks.

Not quite fond of PDA other then hand-holding. He feels a bit shy being so open about his relationship but will happily give as many kisses as MC wants when they are alone together.

He has some fear as to possible issues his love may cause with him being an angel and MC not. However, he knows he loves them and is willing to take that risk because MC is worth more than anything to him.

Solomon:

Sneaky sorcerer ain’t scared to give his adorable little apprentice some love. Will make the first move happily.

He likes acting cool and confident but honestly is nervous about the MC not caring for his as much when they are surrounded by angels and demons. Not that he doesn’t find himself impressing mind you, just finds it hard to understand where MC’s head is at.

During one of his sessions tutoring MC in magic just decides “screw it” and leans in for a kiss. He would never admit it, but MC could tell that he was nervous in how quickly he pulls back from their lips.

Don’t be shy MC feel free to pull him in for another, he won’t fight you. In fact he will be relieved to know that what he did was something that MC didn’t mind.

Like Diavolo he feels so happy to give MC lots of PDA. Not shy, and feels almost like he is bragging whenever a demon spots him giving MC some love and attention.

Despite all the walls he puts around himself to act strong and confident, he still worries that he is not enough for MC. Just stay patient and remind him how much he is worth.

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Asmo at some minor inconvenience: The only “straight” I am is straight up not having a good time.

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POV: you follow Dia on Evil Twitter

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First post in years but 👀👀👀👀 I offer beel tiddies ❤️

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As usual, I'm late for every holiday lmao~☆ Cutiepie Salem loves his dad, his uncle mam mam, his DeeDee, and his Batos ♡

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Thank you for making your spoiler reaction so vague! It spoils nothing for me, yet gives me a very strong sense of dread. It makes me even more excited to catch up

Hope you have a nice day❤️

Aw, this is so sweet 🥲 I tried my best to be as vague as possible since I know not everyone is caught up but I also wanted to rant about it because I was very much unprepared 😂 I hope you have a nice day as well lovely anon 💕

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So I just finished chapter 60 right?

And the text I got after??? Excuseee meee how dare they leave me on that note. I am offended and deeply concerned for this fictional man. Why they gotta do this to me?

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Thanks again to my lovely patrons!~ Probably gonna revisit Viking Beel 👀💦

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I know no one cares but....Yooo I got this in 2 pulls. BRB while I go cry.

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Don't know how true this is but honestly men are shit and I wouldn't doubt them doing it. BE CAREFUL!!!

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Does....does this mean I marry Satan and Simeon???

But dia my love 😭😭😂

Why wouldn’t you wanna marry those two? 🥵

Diavolo can be the side bitch

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I got this text and my first thought was this would probably be Levi’s reaction to being sent ✨spicy✨ photos from MC 😂

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Solomon: When you see a "Take One" candy bowl in a restaurant.

Solomon: Wait until no one is looking and shove candy into your pockets.

Solomon: God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.