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i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

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When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

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I do. God help me I do

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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"what do you do for work" oh i play fetch (uber eats)

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What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

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Top ten power outlets. Number 1 will shock you. Number 2 will shock you. Number 3 will shock you. Number 4-

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。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

happy monday :D

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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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But babe you love being gaslit

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck