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“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase

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what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

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glad he was finally able to achieve his dream

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dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

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I can personally relate to Wanda because I too create an entire AU with my mind to escape this reality.

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the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

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I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

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dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

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if you enjoy my posts and the ensuing nightmares i have a ko-fi

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what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

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there’s nothing quite like reading a book and being like AHA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, and feeling immensely clever when it’s just…….plot

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If you voted for tr*mp or support him unfollow me now

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bisexuals will see someone in period clothes and be like yes

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how come i am canonically bisexual and no one cares

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I wish everyone would admit that classic literature is inherently difficult to read, and that you shouldn’t feel stupid if you don’t “get it”. Especially the dark academia/ classic lit fandoms and stuff. Like unless you have the vocabulary and pop culture knowledge of an 18th century nobleman, it’s going to be a tough read. It’ll take you longer to read; you’re not stupid if you’ve spent several months on a single book! And you don’t have to enjoy everything. It’s okay if you got bored after one chapter of Wuthering Heights, and couldn’t be bothered to read the rest. It’s okay if you want to read your favourite kids book for the 10th time instead. You’re not stupid. No piece of literature is inherently better, more “important”, more “meaningful”, or more “intellectual” than another. First and foremost, read what brings you joy.

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all i do is sit and think about imaginary but extremely detailed romantic scenarios