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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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im too grown to speak fandom usually so excuse this but. i do not care for jayvik i do notttt. what do u mean u have a beautiful fleshed out CANON lesbian pairing but u decide to focus on the only 2 attractive men that have any relationship at all. fuckass fujoshis. what do u mean caitlyn is irredeemable when victor blew up the world and jayce . well. did everything caitlyn did and more. its giving misogyny its giving lesbophobia

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List of Canonically Sapphic DC Characters

I will change the color of my favorite characters on this list, and for screen readers these characters will have the color written next to them. If there is a better way to indicate highlighted text for screen readers, please let me know!

Note: this list is not including anyone who is only sapphic in Bombshells

Lesbians

Kate Kane - Batwoman

Holly Robinson - Catwoman

Maggie Sawyer

Renee Montoya

Scandal Savage

Anissa Pierce - Thunder (pink)

Alkyone

Xiomara Rojas - Crush (pink)

Eiko Hasigawa - Catwoman

Etta Candy

Natasha Irons

Ryan Wilder - Batwoman

Leslie Willis - Livewire (pink)

Quinn Nash - Enigma

Virginia Hex

Taelyr Ilextrix-spiir Biarxiiai - Galaxy

Bisexuals

Shay Li Wilde - Grace Choi (purple) note: she can also be listed under "unlabeled sapphic/queer," but having read Outsiders 2003 this felt like the right place for her

Selina Kyle - Catwoman

Harleen Quinzel - Harley Quinn (purple)

Pamela Isley - Poison Ivy (purple) note: she is depicted as a lesbian in some comics, but her canon sexuality is bisexual

Heather Burgess - Heather After

Nimue Inwudu - Madame Xanadu

Ayla Ranzz - Lightening Lass

Kate Godwin - Coagula

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall - Artemis

Traci 13

Sara Lance - White Canary

Harper Row - Bluebird (purple)

Lucile Lane - Lucy Lane

Julia Pennyworth

Tefé Holland

Sigrid Nansen - Ice Maiden

Kani - Porcelain

Sojourner Mullein

Natasha Knight - Nocturna

Jeannette

Violet Paige - Mother Panic

Asa - Nightmare Nurse

Jenny Cressi - Jenny Crisis

Harriet Pratt - March Hare

Dawnstar

Stephanie Brown - Spoiler; Batgirl (purple) (Gotham Knights show only, sapphic-coded elsewhere)

Mari Jiwe McCabe - Vixen (Harley Quinn show only)

Unspecified Sapphic/Queer

Nubia (blue)

Barbara Ann Minerva - Cheetah

Andrina Curry - Princess Andy

Hippolyta

Nyssa Raatko

Anaya

Iphthime

Etta Candy

Diana Prince - Wonder Woman (purple) note: she is explicitly bisexual in some comics

Djinn note: she is arguably bisexual coded

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im about to start screaming

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Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.

That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.

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Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.

That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.

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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"

-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does

-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥

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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"

-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does

-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥

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My girlfriend is annoyed that I insist our lesbian sheep roleplay is zoologically accurate and thus we can't have sex, we just face away from each other and wait for the other to top

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Yuna's Decision Illustrator: Yuu Fujiki

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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵍᵒd ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ

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“Glinda is a lesbian, Elphaba is bisexual, Nessarose is bisexual, Fiyero is bisexual, Boq is questioning but queer in some way, Doctor Dillamond GAY.” - Marissa Bode

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.