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headcanon that they've all known each other since they were kids by virtue of having to attend all the mandalorian civil war era political functions/negotiations/jastor fistfights

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Happy Birthday Big Bill!

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Went looking for a totally different gif, found this, forgot everything.

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Clone Wars AU where Obi-Wan confronts Anakin about his relationship with Padme early in the war and helps him tone down the posessive attachment. As a result, Anakin is a lot better at the letting go of the feelings part and at peace with the fact that one day Padme will die. (Major changes to all episodes involving Padme getting kidnapped or similar and Rush Clovis). Anakin and Obi-Wan eventually tell the Council, which, on seeing that Anakin's not unhealthily attached to his wife, is fine with the relationship. This eventually leads to Anakin's relationship with the Jedi improving significantly, and he starts to question Weird Talks with Palpatine. (Bonus points if Ahsoka doesn't leave the Order (maybe because Anakin convinces her not to?)) By RoTS, Palpatine is under suspicion, and when Anakin gets dreams of Padme dying during childbirth, he approaches Obi-Wan and they both take her to the doctor. After Palpatine's Darth Plageius speech, Anakin tells Mace about the incident, Mace goes to Palpatine's office with significantly more Jedi than in canon, Anakin shows up and helps the Jedi defeat Palpatine. Camera footage of the incident shows Palpatine using Sith powers and helps absolve the Jedi of any guilt. Obi-Wan kills Grievous on Utapau and returns victorious, having ended the war. Padme gives birth to healthy twins, Leia and Luke. Obi-Wan's the godfather. Ahsoka's the cool aunt.

(Bonus points if its Codywan too.)

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Kenfetti question:

If I were to write an integration AU for the “with a twist” prompt, would people rather read

A) Obi-Wan seeking out integration

or

B) the Jedi cannot successfully integrate or they would fall to the darkside. The Mandalorians find out the Jedi have been using slave protocols to keep it all straight

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what's the wildest thing you've ever heard about your grandparents romance wise, like something that sounds like it should be in a soap opera?

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Cody: So...what do you guys think about General Kenobi? Rex: Force, it's finally happening... Cody: What? Bly, laughing: We all approve of him. Wolffe: He's a great person, from what you've told us. No one here is going to disapprove of him. Cody: Thanks, gu-- Fox: He's ugly. Cody, Rex, Bly, and Wolffe, simultaneously: What? Fox: He's sickly pale, he's too skinny, he has this weird tubie nose-- Rex: Are you serious right now!? Bly: Fox, he looks fine! Why are you like this? Wolffe: For kriff's sake, Fox! Cody starts laughing. Rex, Bly, Wolffe, and Fox: ...? Cody: He doesn't look like us. Rex is surprised by the revelation. Bly smiles knowingly at Fox. Wolffe starts cackling. Fox: What the kriff? I never said that! Cody: Quinlan Vos shares a lot of traits with our vode, though. Wolffe: HAH! Fox: You don't know what you're talking about! Cody: Darker skin... Rex: I can't believe I didn't see it sooner... Cody: More muscular... Bly: It's kind of sweet if you think about it. Cody: And his nose isn't as slender as Obi-Wan's. Wolffe, laughing: "Weird tubie nose"! Cody, Rex, and Bly: ... Wolffe: What? That was actually funny! Fox: You're insane. You're all insane! Cody: We all knew you liked our vode, but it wasn't obvious we were your standard of attractiveness until now. Rex: And your attraction to Vos-- Fox: What attraction!? Bly: Is based off of your standard of what is attractive. Fox: You're all drunk! Wolffe: Oh, get over it! You think General Kenobi is ugly because he's everything we're not, and you think Vos is hotter than Tatooine at the peak of summer because he looks more like us! Fox: I don't have to put up with this...nonsense! I'm leaving! Bly: I still think it's kind of sweet. Wolffe, chuckling to himself: "Weird tubie nose"...

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Qui-Gon was walking to the Room of a Thousand Fountains with his Master when they had heard the muttering, a frantic sound that was a mix between a child sobbing and occasionally talking about the dreams, and how they were getting worse. They found a small child sending tight little swirls of panic through the force between mutters and drawing something in the dirt with a stick. Orange hair, big blue grey eyes full of pain and paranoia, and trembling just a little.

Young Obi-Wan was ten years old, had not slept in over three days, and was having a set of visions set on a planet he had never been to, and an armored man that he didn’t know the name of. He had been holding himself together until today, and things were no longer holding steady. He finally flinched, scrambling back from the masters when he noticed them, scrambling to the root of a tree where he looked up at them with wide scared eyes.

Normally, Dooku would have been the one to approach a child, since his own Padawan was still aching in the force from Xanatos leaving the order with anger, and Dooku had had his fair share of raising rambunctious children, but two things came to mind that stopped him: the child reminded him far too much of Sifo-Dyas during vision psychosis, which made him want to Throw Up with how much it disturbed him; and the way the boy flinched when he’d tried to come closer.

He couldn’t have gotten further into the tree roots he was hiding in if he tried, but Qui-Gon’s heart was clenching, and shaking little arms raised towards him, more like a toddler than a child. ‘Master, please help.’

They could do nothing other than acquiesce, and Dooku went off to find some mind healers and masters of the unifying force to help figure out what type of vision this was, and how to help it. At least this meant that Dooku knew who to contact right now, since he knew half the seers in the temple and all their healers and masters.

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‘Hello, little one.’ Qui-Gonnkept his voice low, letting the child crawl into his arms with no complaint. He knew that some seers had trouble telling who they were, much less how old, and the boy could very well be so deep in this vision that he was simply struggling to ground himself without touch. He let the boy look into his eyes, those big child eyes so hazy and worried. ‘Master, we have to stop it. If he dies, the chains snap and everything falls apart.’

Qui-Gon didn’t want to scare the boy, but he did need to try and break him of whatever this was. ‘Sweetling, a vision is just a possible future, this may not come to pass. Do you know who’s going to get hurt?’

Obi-Wan, who had yet to introduce himself verbally, but Qui-Gon could feel his force signature more clearly than any name could be said; simply shook his head. ‘He has armor, and the man that kills him pretends to be his friend. When he dies, an entire sector will fall to war, and his heir will be wrongfully blamed for crimes.’

Qui-Gon sighed; gently rocking the boy shaking in his arms. ‘I’m so sorry, little one, but we cannot help people that we don’t know. The future is always in motion.’

The boy sat back in his arms again, looking him in the eye. ‘That’s exactly what I’d expect from someone who can talk to plants.’

Qui-Gon felt like a piece of his brain had been hollowed out, and for some reason… for some kriffing reason… he knew that he could hear the thoughts of plants if he focused on them…

What?

Obi-Wan had been sedated, gently moved onto a stretcher by Master Che, who had briefly informed Qui-Gon that Obi-Wan was not a seer. He was a user of the Cosmic force, and whatever he had been seeing, was likely to happen within the next couple days because it was being planned.

Qui-Gon moved over to the dirt the child had been drawing in, and took a picture of what he found there.

A communications number, and a drawn picture of a Mandalorian.

He shouldn’t call it. He wouldn’t.

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He sat in his apartment two hours later, after a long tea time with Yan that he had twitched through until his master had told him to go finish whatever he needed to do, and not to come back until he did.

Qui-Gon tried to meditate… and instead, listened to the thoughts of the spider plant in the bathroom; that was complaining about the stray tooka Qui-Gon had let in last week that ate one of it’s leaves.

Kriff…

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Obi-Wan woke up almost as soon as sedation had worn off, and Master Windu was there, sitting in a visitors chair while he did council work on a tablet, something he would camp in Obi-Wan’s healers rooms whenever a vision epicenter caught him up. He didn’t even remember why Mace had done it the first time, but finders were always drawn to their initiates.

‘Master Jinn came by to see you. He’s outside, actually.’

‘Who?’

Mace gave him a slightly worried look. ‘The master that helped you when you were found in the Room of a Thousand Fountains?’

‘Oh.’ Obi-Wan did NOT remember that. ‘Does he want to talk to me?’

‘Yes.’

‘Okay.’

Apparently, Obi-Wan had written down the communications frequency of one Jaster Mereel, who was desperate to know how a child had come across his frequency, and how he was supposedly going to be assassinated.

Apparently, he was already on his way to Coruscant, and Master Nu was super mad about it because Jaster was ALWAYS trying to get into her archives even though that wasn’t allowed, and she was going to have to post extra guards if he was actually allowed in the temple for once. He was also bringing his son, since a warning of Jango Fett becoming a target was enough cause for the Mand’alor to never let his child out of his sight again.

Obi-Wan was confused.

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Ahsoka runs off during a battle, not specifically disobeying orders but just forgetting to stay with Anakin in the chaos, ends up in a dead-Force zone, Anakin can’t find her, she almost dies, Anakin goes absolutely spare

Once she’s back (Anakin did not burst into tears when Rex said she’d been found, because he’s a Grown-up Jedi General) and fully recovered (Anakin did fall asleep on the floor leaning against her bacta tank with a hand pressed to the glass to maintain Force connection with her while she was unconscious, because he’s a Good Master) he plants his hands on his hips and squares up, and she squares up back, chin in the air

Anakin tells her that he thinks she needs to learn a lesson about sticking together even when it’s inconvenient

A few days later, Obi-Wan arrives to find Ahsoka’s right arm and Anakin’s left glued together wrist-to-shoulder with space medical super glue and does not put his head in his hands and groan, because he is a Snarky Jedi General. “I knew you had some issues with attachment, Anakin, but I feel this is taking it a bit literally.”

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In Lego star wars you can go into obi-wan's house and he has a framed photo with Cody and Anakin up on the wall. I'm going to go CRY

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May the Frost be with you

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Whoever submitted Alanna the Lioness AU, just know I'm kissing you one the mouth. And that is entirely a space where Universes Combine. Just sayin'

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downtime on the naboo royal starship

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Clones having a ranking board for the hottest Jedi, there are two boards for knights and masters.

Obi Wan is always on the top five for obvious reasons

Mace Windu always secures either fourt or fifth place after any mission when he saves clones, (his biggest fans are his men and shinies fron all over)

Aayla Secura doesnt go very up in the ranking, not because she isnt hot but her men don't like voting as it would bring more attention to her form other vod and they don't like to share

Somehow Yoda got first place once (no one knows how or who even voted for him)

Kit Fisto has been the uncontested first place after he began giving swimming lessons to the clones

The Knight board is a disaster as the knights found out and began participating and adding the clones into the board