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12 year old me was obnoxious with it
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#hamilton#obsessed is an understatement#the amount of times I watched this#it runs in my blood now#Eliza Hamilton stan
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He’d even get blue cherry coke too

and I’d make them all blue and shit
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just whisper 'percy jackson would never do that' and move tf on
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“Not all men”
You’re right, Percy Jackson would never treat me like that.
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don’t have a boyfriend because I haven’t met anyone like percy jackson
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jail, doctor, jail for looking sexy in a sweater and tie
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i need him. but not in a sexual needy way. more like the way i want that weird plush on aisle 4
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It’s from SpongeBob and family issues✨
hey (with the intention of letting you know that I may not the prettiest but I can make you laugh)
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being a whore who doesn’t have sex is so hard
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My user is correct, Dr.Pepper is mommy.
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