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More GhostStan anyone?

Referencing a handful of GhostStan/Frankenstan aus but mostly the DeadStatic fic

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Mabel and her Grunkle Ford

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Don't know how it could happen (and don't care) just a thought about that euclydians can see Ford's shadow and Bill can see Ford

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What if instead of the theraprism the axolotl put bill on the infinity train

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hey whats up guys @castielrisingabove's tags on this post absolutely obliterated me. so i drew them and now they get to obliterate you too. enjoy

[ID: a Gravity Falls comic of Ford and Stan Pines, with text overlaid. Ford, in Stan's clothes in the Fearamid with a heartbroken frown, is captioned: "something about realizing far too late"

The memory gun reading "Stanley Pines," is captioned: "that you don't have all the time in the world to be angry with him"

Ford in the flashback of A Tale of Two Stans, arguing with Stanley (offscreen), captioned: "you had a decade"

Ford coming out of the portal and throwing a punch, captioned: "you had thirty years"

Ford glaring at Stanley (offscreen) in the Mystery Shack, the same scene he gives Stan his ultimatum. Captioned: "you had so long that you thought you had forever. but you don't. you never did."

Once more in the Fearamid, Ford aiming the memory gun, captioned: "and now you have to look your brother in the eye"

Stan in the flashback of A Tale of Two Stans, in the same argument with (offscreen) Ford, holding Journal 1 and looking devastated, captioned: "the same man who spent a decade"

Stan welcoming Ford back, spreading his arms for a hug he won't receive, captioned: "and thirty years"

Stan in the Mystery Shack, glaring back at his (offscreen) brother, captioned: "and forever wishing he could just be your brother again"

Ford closing his eyes as the memory gun fires, captioned: "and it hits you just how many things you wanted to be with your brother beyond angry — but time's run out."

A black background, captioned: "your brother's gone for good. and you're the one who pulled the trigger." End ID.]

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How to Steal

Transcript below:

(2/4)

Caryn: A little trick from the master, hon; act like you got some place to be and they won’t notice a thing. Not until you’re long gone, of course!

Ford: Ma, did you just steal that from the store we passed?

Caryn: Yeah, so?

Ford: But that thing’s a whole hundred dollars!

Caryn: Sweetie, no seller worth their salt is gonna display real gold out in the open for any old person to steal like me. Look closer, it’s fake! They were marking it up a whole lot. Did everyone a favor snatching it if you ask me.

(3/4)

Caryn: Say, why don’t you keep it? Use it as a prop for some treasure in that little ship you and Stan always play around in. It’ll be our little secret.

(4/4)

Ford: Looks like that trick came in handy again. Thanks, Ma.

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I've been grunklepilled.

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i think they are so silly

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Gravity Falls + text posts

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another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!

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Thinking about how their nerdy + jocky dynamic might have shifted a little after 30 years

Bonus:

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Fiddleford 🤠

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Ford in those stupid baka teeny tiny green shorts from his college days

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DUNGEONS, DUNGEONS & MORE DUNGEONS

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Hello! I just got hit with a massive bill and I'll be opening commissions that will skip my current queue

Headshot comms like this for $20:

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Please help me boost this, and ermmm errr I can do matching icons too. I'll be working on these concurrently with my regular comms so regular people the queue won't be affected <3

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GROWN ASS MAN 😭😭😭

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Body type headcanon/ref of the Stan twins...! (Hair redacted for clarity)