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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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okok another one i can't help but share the sage advice from my adjutant. if you're fighting on mountainous terrain try to always be on the higher part of it. this may seem counterintuitive because you have to walk all the way up but it's harder for your enemy to charge up AND harder for them to shoot arrows up at you

follow for more #warlordtips

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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Watching a wolf spider very carefully navigate through and around some audio cables and wondering where he believes he is right now

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I'm about to enter monk mode

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is somebody gonna match my freak? (porch sitting during a rainstorm)

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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Fit check!!

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