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Centaurs have six limbs which therefore makes them an insect.

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And they live happily ever after <3

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It’s crazy how a billionaire could give you 0.1% of their fortune and it would change your life forever.

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If you die while orgasming, you’re coming and going at the same time

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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

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What has three legs and four arms?

My son’s shit drawing of a snake.

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it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

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Created a little chalk artwork in our garden 🌿