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One time, I fell off the face of the earth. True story.

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From @sugarwestie: “mama taught me to howl at the moon 🍯 🔊⬆️” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2yidq3q ]

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I need to bring this blog back to things that make me happy... spreading joy and shit... but all I wanna do is write about Stanley. I suppose that makes me happy...

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“I never understood why people care so much about their dumb rookies, until I got a dumb rookie myself. I’ve only had mine for a day and a half, but if anything happened to Happ I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Anthony Rizzo (via incorrectcubsquotes)

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...Hi? I’ve been gone a long time o.O 

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(Inspired by @drunkful ‘s post)

High School Lefou:

Definitely is the Group Mom and has a whole bunch of random shit in his locker and backpack that saved some lives

Probably was a marching band captain 

Was absolutely done with his section’s shit the entire time 

Took the “easy” math and science classes but took AP music theory and AP French

Was definitely the class clown who somehow got the teacher off course for five minutes

Was always cast in the spring musical

Showed up to school either looking really nice 

Went to prom with a group of friends instead of a date. 

Was kind of out? People knew he was gay but he didn’t talk about it a lot

College Lefou:

“MOVE I’M GAY”

Theatre Major who probably lived full time in the theatre building

Hung out mostly at the on-campus cafe 

Survived mostly on coffee 

Shows up to your 8am in sweats but then you see him that night and he looks fly as fuck

Still was Group Mom

Waited for unusual times to shower so he could sing show tunes and not be judged

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mystery solved

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(via Crouching Tiger | Sitting Tiger at Taronga Zoo in Sydney. | Chris | Flickr)

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Lily doesn’t like it when I go to work, this is how she says goodbye each day. via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2vmUbjL

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Jesus I feel like I’m fucking annoying everyone... >_< why can’t I learn when to shut the fuck up and not talk?? Why do I have to keep digging myself deeper into this stupid fucking hole?? >_<

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Give me Teenage Stanley in High School.

Cheerleader

Trouble maker

Never pays attention in class

Except music and dance class

Struggles with language classes

Excels in math and science without trying

Spends his free period sewing things like “kick me, I like it” on lettermen jackets of the jocks who try to pick on him

Get suspended for fights

Give me College Stanley

Joins a coed fraternity

Is in charge of sewing all the togas and other outfits for events

Does all the girl’s hair and make up for them for their dates

Caught smoking weed on campus

Continues to be general trouble maker

Falls for Music Theory teacher

Cannot do Romance(TM)

Does not know how to flirt

Is stupid awkward

That one guy that you warn your friends about before you introduce them

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We just adopted this sweet girl, her name is Arya. via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2v47pa7

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The problem with having clinical depression and anxiety (other than having clinical depression and anxiety), is that you have a million ideas of stories and plots you want to write about, but no motivation to write it. Then you feel pressured to write it because your anxiety is yelling at you that you need to write it to feel validated, but your depression is yelling at you to go back to bed because nothing matters. And then your anxiety is yelling at you for that. It’s an ongoing struggle between not being able to do anything, and feeling absolutely horrible for it. *sighs* I’m trying... I swear I am...

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The cutest thing I’ve seen all day! via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2wln5FV

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I feel like something that’s often forgotten in the torchwood fandom that shouldn’t be forgotten is the fact that Owen had a fucking earring for the first couple episodes

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Me: I need to sleep, I have a weird shift at work today, I should try to get the next two hours of sleep.

My brain: Hey, so what if your muse did THIS?? You should ask your partner about it NOW. Don't wait. Can't wait. ASK NOW!!

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Meet Mazie. She is bringing bows back in fashion and it is working. The fluff is unreal on this pupper is unreal. Would hug for eternity. 10/10